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#While this is ABSOLUTELY FUNNY it still irks me Thor didn’t call him a goat 😭.

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These reblogged perfectly on top of each other I can’t even. @ariminiria @abby118

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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the state of education in the USA: I'm trying to convince the school to care that a teacher in my program thinks it's acceptable to say "I have a gun" and "I think I should be allowed to shoot criminals on sight" in the same breaths.

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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I Ihear people talk about memory issues all the time but what about having to act dumb and like you don't remember things when you very clearly do..in a lot of detail..

People find it creepy when you remember specific things they mentioned briefly. Whether that be years ago or the day prior. No one ever talks about that.

#thisssss #i can remember a LOT of random details about certain times #and nobody believes me lol

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The prompt was ‘detention.’

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Watterson pulled no punches

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

via reddit.com

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Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars