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anyway i’m back

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Two sides of the same coin 

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me writing a plan for a trip: this will be fun :D

me looking back at it: this is makes no cohesive sense

#callout for myself

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guys look at the wikipedia page for fetishism.

the western world fucked up

#nsfw

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he a lucky bro

I could use some 💪 luck

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Ice bear has special powers!!!

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if neopets still allows submitting stories im here with my smutty illudora fics

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thanks doge 

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red velvet in 2015: dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

teenage me: now THIS is quality music

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The Stages of Training To Lead Santa’s Sleigh

1. Preparation 

2. Lead-up

3. Initiate launch

4. “…oh”

6. Impact

7. Splat

8. Pupil elongation

Now… you might wonder what happened to #5.

Well, that’s because I saved the best for last…

…#5…

“…ohhhh, crap.”

This may be the ultimate embodiment of that moment where you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt… this ain’t endin’ well

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....Huh?

HUH????

HUH?!?!?????????

I AM WEEPING

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@hirukoatsune

I did two! 

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cho chang is cute 50/10 my precious cherry angel

#cho chang #*cue me fangirling in the main tag*

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she can enter my home through song

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Merry Christmas to people who work today :)

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

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why are y’all so obsessed with hurting yourselves? get out of the discourse tag and take a walk.