Achilles, your pride was his death and I grieve beside you
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God I hate pyrrhus, I hate him I hate him I hate him
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Who wants to learn circle dancing with me and dance the whole night long
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Like I know they'll never understand how I feel but it sucks that they don't even care
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I hate when ny mother says something like "you know we love you" or "if you don't know we love you somethings wrong" like I've never felt loved by you a single second of my life
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HAPPY ONE YEAR TO SECURITY BREACH
🐺🐻🐥🐊🌞🌚
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"People are so sensitive today" I say, meaning compared to the first homo sapiens.
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Why does being near you hurt more than being far away from you
Was this love always fake
Was our happiness only in my head
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You might not be able to handle me at my worst, but if you can't love me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best.
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Dr. Strange at some point probably: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my name's Stephen with a PhD.
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AT LAST, I'm finally dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen.
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Me seeing my cat lie down anywhere: ....cuddles?
My brain when I see my cat walk around: pick up
My cat: loves me regardless
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Thinking about how I, a teenage girl about average weight, weighs more than Bruce Banner
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The fact that dinosaur literally just means terrible lizard, t-rex was tyrant lizard king. Imagine the person who named them just telling others it's called a dinosaur and they just go with it and then they find out they called it a terrible lizard. You are a terrible lizard, my friend that's gonna be your name forever now.
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If someone annoys you or tests you and you maybe wanna punch them, just maybe grow/buy a nice little plant instead
But if they throw a punch YOU FKN THROW A BETTER PUNCH
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If you can avoid hurting yourself in a situation, always do that. Who cares that you're called selfish, think about you first others second.
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