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mercuryisnotaplanet · 5 months
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Fartspam on top discord.gg/spamming
Fartspam on top discord.gg/spamming
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Thank you so much for the love! I'm still developing this app and plan on adding much more stuff to it (while still keeping a minimal interface).
And yes, the ".com" link is broken but not for long! For now, use the novellla.app link.
Hi, I made a Writing Software you can use!
Reblog if you can, I truly appreciate it
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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Bojack Horseman Playlists Masterlist
{This will be updated as I make more!; last update: 5/20/21}
i'm responsible for my own happiness? - bojack horseman
every happy ending has the day after - diane nyguen
it's just really hard to need people - princess carolyn
doggy doggy what now? - mr. peanutbutter
it's always nice to be included - todd chavez
i wanna be an architect - sarah lynn
to know you more is to like you less - hollyhock m-m-g-r-z-h-f-m
what i needed was a friend - herb kazzaz
nobody gives a damn what you feel - beatrice horseman
you've destroyed me - dr. champ
love does things to a person - honey sugarman
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….
Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild
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Comic by PetFoolery.
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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Bash
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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The tragic story that started it all. Happy May 4th
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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“Can One Punch Man beat-”
Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 
Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.
If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 
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mercuryisnotaplanet · 2 years
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was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"
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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
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