i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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The dog footrest from Beauty and the Beast walked so chair horses could run
Masterpost
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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I know I’ve said this before but vampires
don’t show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
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last minute announcement that i’m having top surgery today
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