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weak: Astarion being a corrupt power hungry magistrate before he turned

power: Astarion was Baldur's Gate Judge Frollo from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

#astarion #baldur's gate 3

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Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

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Merry Christmas!!! Stay safe!

#lotr #saruman #you know christopher lee is a metal singer #he'll be singing metal christmas songs

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#throw cheese on your pokemon

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You know, this askbox makes for a good restin place.

this bitch is still resting?

do something already

#oregon trail

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Calling all Weird Al Yankovic fans in the Florida area. I won concert tickets to see on Oct 15 at Ruth Eckerd Hall. My buddy bailed on me so I got an extra ticket. First come first serve otherwise I can just sell the spare.

#weird al #weird al yankovic #al yankovic

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If Sucker Punch ever did another expansion, it better have a scene of Jin being absolute shitfaced and strips to his fundoshi in front of everybody. And then in one sweeping declaration, “A TRUE SAMURAI NEEDS NO CLOTHES!” holding a katana in one hand and his fundoshi in the other. (wouldn’t mind seeing this in live action either)

His uncle is screaming at the heavens.

Lord Shimura: You were supposed to be an honorable samurai! Not a naked ninja!

#ghost of tsushima #jin sakai #lord shimura #I love this game

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Who said this was incorrect?

MCU incorrect quotes

#doctor strange #Stephen Strange

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whyyyyyy

#if you wanna be evil...

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A flail-axe?

By @jacobwitzling on TikTok

#is this a demon souls weapon?

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when the creator gives no fucks. 

What they gonna do, fire him?

gotta appreciate his honesty

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Found out that some deers are fluffy

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A head’s-up to all my fellow writers (fan fiction and original fiction)

So last night I get an email about a new comment on one of my fan fics. I read the email, and the comment seemed shady as hell to me. But given it was late at night, I didn’t look into it until this morning. 

The comment, screen-capped from my email:

I was able to confirm that this is in fact spam–and a possible phishing scam–on this Reddit thread. The OP on that thread got similar messages on their fanfiction.net account, with the links included being identical to the ones in my comment. 

So just to make y’all aware, if you got this on one of your fics, make sure you’re reporting it as spam to whatever hosting platform you’re on. 

#this has been a psa #psa

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#the crying at work seems accurate enough

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Life of Route 3 Bug Catcher

#pokemon #the judging side eye #here I am minding my own business and this scrub has the audacity to challenge me