Because I put “lol” at the end of everything tbh. I feel like my tone comes off more harsh if I leave it out 🤷🏻♀️
Thanks dude lol
every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last
the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you
I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html
Look at the duck’s FACE
H A L P
I love shoebills so much
nintendo tries to prevent people from being inappropriate in ACNH because they want it to b a safe space for everyone… including children… and regular ass people who don’t want to be bothered with your compulsive urge to perverse anything deemed “cute” “wholesome” or “pure” in any way.
this need to conquer innocence truly is disgusting and real, real freaky. it’s not funny or quirky. there’s no reason you should want to fuck a cartoon dog. it’s a cartoon… and a dog. from a children’s game. like? that’s not normal u all really… really need to get a grip.
maybe use quarantine to think abt why you are so obsessed with your “right to be sexual” that you go above and beyond to seek out and/or produce sexualized content of children’s media and media that isn’t meant to serve any sexual purpose. like… nobody said you can’t be horny, but why exactly do children’s game and tv characters get u going more than like idk real people or even shit from adult content???
questions y’all need to find the answers to before my foot finds itself upside your heads.
@deflowercoffee you are a pathetic waste of space and so is everyone who is so “desperate” for porn that you pervert childrens and all-ages spaces to force the rest of us to see your shitty gross big-tiddied Isabelle fantasies when she’s a toddler-shaped puppy that has 30 imaginary degrees like Barbie and personally tells other islanders not to be mean to you.
Porn isn’t sexuality! You can go your whole life fucking and being horny and never have to interact with or create porn. It’s not a “neceseasary” function of how we experience our media and I’m sick of u weirdos acting like it is. Clearly y’all don’t have healthy sexual relationships if all you can think constantly is “I need to make this fuckable I need to fantasize about everything this is for me”.
I’ve been a sex worker for fucks sake and I’m hypersexual as shit AND I was exposed to porn of childrens cartoons far too early and I still manage to draw boundaries within my sexual experiences!
Like god, what losers! I hate you all and I can’t stand the fact that we can’t opt out of you existing in our vicinity tbh.
that last line is on fire tho.
Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.
You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.
I hate people that are like “oh you shouldn’t curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words” like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I’m looking for.
Because saying you are and idiot is one thing
Saying you are a fucking idiot is another