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metalliocalypse·7 hours agoText

itallgonnabeogay:

Netflix, blankets, rain on the window, movie on the background while we’re making out and all cuddly.

Need that.

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metalliocalypse·11 hours agoText

ouc-h:

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

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metalliocalypse·14 hours agoText

hellenhighwater:

whispered-hint:

applejuicewerewolf:

nightmares06:

terulakimban:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

Look at the duck’s FACE

H A L P

I love shoebills so much

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metalliocalypse·14 hours agoText

capacity:

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

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metalliocalypse·15 hours agoText

hundondestiny:

hundondestiny:

nintendo tries to prevent people from being inappropriate in ACNH because they want it to b a safe space for everyone… including children… and regular ass people who don’t want to be bothered with your compulsive urge to perverse anything deemed “cute” “wholesome” or “pure” in any way. 

this need to conquer innocence truly is disgusting and real, real freaky. it’s not funny or quirky. there’s no reason you should want to fuck a cartoon dog. it’s a cartoon… and a dog. from a children’s game. like? that’s not normal u all really… really need to get a grip. 

maybe use quarantine to think abt why you are so obsessed with your “right to be sexual” that you go above and beyond to seek out and/or produce sexualized content of children’s media and media that isn’t meant to serve any sexual purpose. like… nobody said you can’t be horny, but why exactly do children’s game and tv characters get u going more than like idk real people or even shit from adult content??? 

questions y’all need to find the answers to before my foot finds itself upside your heads.

@deflowercoffee you are a pathetic waste of space and so is everyone who is so “desperate” for porn that you pervert childrens and all-ages spaces to force the rest of us to see your shitty gross big-tiddied Isabelle fantasies when she’s a toddler-shaped puppy that has 30 imaginary degrees like Barbie and personally tells other islanders not to be mean to you.

Porn isn’t sexuality! You can go your whole life fucking and being horny and never have to interact with or create porn. It’s not a “neceseasary” function of how we experience our media and I’m sick of u weirdos acting like it is. Clearly y’all don’t have healthy sexual relationships if all you can think constantly is “I need to make this fuckable I need to fantasize about everything this is for me”.

I’ve been a sex worker for fucks sake and I’m hypersexual as shit AND I was exposed to porn of childrens cartoons far too early and I still manage to draw boundaries within my sexual experiences!

Like god, what losers! I hate you all and I can’t stand the fact that we can’t opt out of you existing in our vicinity tbh.

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metalliocalypse·18 hours agoPhoto

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femburton:

i think about this a lot

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

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Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo.

And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

I love this whole thread

The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time.

We support this Brendan Fraser in this home

Okay. But Doom Patrol is the greatest and Cliff Steel saying “The Fuuuck” in progressively more confused tones is a whole mood.

He actually hella perfect. He hella strong

So let’s stop hating/shaming him! He’s beautiful always

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metalliocalypse·18 hours agoText

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hey joy

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

that last line is on fire tho.

arachnofiend:

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

thatspectacularpigeon:

I hate people that are like “oh you shouldn’t curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words” like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I’m looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

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