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This is largely based on their first g1 toys. I really enjoy their shapes. (original megatron looks so stupid i love it)

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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

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total solar eclipse || Toledo, OH

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

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Guy who wears a bib while eating someone out

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

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Why does Malice look like a mob boss waiting to get out of prison so she can take revenge on everyone who wronged her?

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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

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