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messy Sebastian doodle :3

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One of these days The Amazing Devil will release a new album and I will never be the same again

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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

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Joe's Hot Ones experience

Transcript under the cut:

Joe: um, NopeQueen says, "everyone dying in the Hot Ones and then Joe and Pearl just snacking was amazing." Yeah, I--that's one thing--yeah, Cleo, I was talking to, uh, the late night crew about that last night. They were like, 'Joe, what happened with the chicken?' And I was just like, okay, well here's the thing: Nashville is famous for having really spicy chicken. Like, that's just what we eat here. Everybody else, for some reason, eats chicken from Kentucky. But...we don't. So--I was expecting, though, cause people were really talked up this Hot Ones thing like crazy. Cleo: Yeah. Joe: I was like, I'm gonna-I'm gonna get over--walk over there, and get absolutely like, thrashed by this. Cleo: Gonna get wrecked-- Joe: And it's gonna-- Cleo: --Cause you started at like, level nine, didn't you? Joe: I started at level seven. But yeah, I was like, uh--cause I was gonna get tagged in by somebody else when they tagged out. And they lasted longer than they expected to. So I'm like, okay, I'm coming in at level seven, Impulse says level seven in a lot of ways is the worst one. And so I'm just gonna--gonna walk over there and get wrecked. And it's gonna be hilarious. And--I just started eating it, and I'm like, this is just chicken, like, I mean, it had s--the sauce on it, but like I'm like, this is just how we eat chicken, where I'm from. (Cleo giggles) Well, maybe the next level will be hotter? And I'm like...this is still just hot chicken. Joe: Same thing, like, level ten--and, um, apparently too I've been eating chicken wrong, according to the audience. Cause, um, everybody's just like, y'know, cause I mentioned like, yeah, I could-- Cleo: You just chowed down from that. Joe: Yeah. And I said though, I could tell that it's spicy, that's why I had to drink two cans of Coke, and they're like, Joe, you're not supposed to drink Coke with chicken that's spicy. And I'm like, I know, but it was a kid's charity event so I couldn't have beer. And they're like, no, you're not supposed to have carbonation with spicy chicken. And I'm like, what? I-I didn't know this! I've been eating spicy chicken with carbonation for years! Apparently I'm doing it wrong, I must be bad at chicken. Uh-- Cleo: Joe Hills, bad at chicken. Joe: Yeah, yeah. So, I was-I was actually just kinda, like--I was really expecting to--I was like, this is one of those things where I'm overconfident, and I'm gonna get wrecked. Cleo: Yeah. By rights you should be-- Joe: And it's gonna be hilarious-- Cleo: You should've been. Joe: It's gonna--it's gonna be hilarious, but it's for charity, y'know, let's go. And I was just like-- Cleo: You were just like, nah, I'm hungry. Joe: That was the other thing, I was--I legitimately hadn't eaten, I was starving, uh, and so I was just like, 'oh this is--' Cleo: This is just nice chicken. Joe: It was--yeah, it was great. Uhm--

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the winners

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a feral hog bullies a squid man

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Hey fellow artists, what's your Achilles' heel?

#chronic knee pain #cant sit at my setup for as long as i want and be ok the next day

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what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps

this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL

#and regarding my status as an impukse simp and disregarding his form #ive seen kids lift over 500 lbs (literally the maximum they could get on the bar) 1st period and then just be a bit sore the next day #like this is an impressive amiunt (i was personally lifting something iver 200lbs which is more thsn twice my bodyweight before i quit) #but like #the formmmm

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what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps

this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL

#HIS FORM NO #of course he hurt his back *hes struggling hard* and his *form is not good* #i watched this and immediately cringed a little #ive def seen worse but when youre lifting that much you need to make sure your form is good #pls guys be safe when lidting

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You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

(reference)

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hey . Paws at you . can yuo Give me a mumbo and Make that thang SHAVED . no Mustache . Exposed to the world.

behold

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I know a lot of people say that, but I, too, really wish mojang would add ambient bird sounds to minecraft. Just imagine walking into the forest and hearing a cuckoo or a woodpecker or just chirping all around! Or coming out of the mine before the dawn just in time to hear a subtle nightingale song in the distance. That's emotions, man

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#189 #and i need desperately to follow more because there are hours in a day where nothing new appears #however i simply forget to #op you are using this website in a terrifying way #why

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Long limbs, Big wings

They are very clingy, your honor