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don't forget during the WGA strike that animation is not covered under the WGA deals and as a result animation has gotten the shortest possible end of the stick in under-staffing, under-paying, and generally turning the field into gig employment.

please sign the petition here for Disney to recognize animation production workers as a union and reblog this post!

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DT and Catra, both of whom have done wrong in their lives: You mean, they found us

*police sirens in the distance*

Bow, who has literally never done anything wrong in his life: Oh no, they found me

#spop shitpost #spop bow #spop double trouble #spop #spop catra #she ra and the princesses of power

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You know it’s a great show if all the fans can get together, talk about how great of an ending it had, and be able to pinpoint why it worked so well to the point that the analysis of the final product vindicates it, especially when they all can recognize and appreciate the hard work of the showrunners put into it.

It’s a rare thing when the ending of a great story is just as great as the journey it takes you on.

#toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #watching and dreaming #the owl house season 3

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UPDATE

This is fuckign hilarious. you do you, tumblr community

I now know how Nero felt letting Rome burn.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GONCHAROV AND WHY IS MY FEED FULL OF IT

#goncharov #martin scorsese #goncahrov (1973) #tumblr #gonchposting

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A GONCHAROV AND WHY IS MY FEED FULL OF IT

#goncharov #tumblr #I feel like a psyker getting flash banged by visions of madness

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The theory that Luz’s palisman is going to be a snake is very convincing esp. with all the new symbolism, except for one minor detail people keep getting wrong about what Luz’s shirt means.

That ain’t a Caduceus on her shirt. It’s the Rod of Asceplius. The Caduceus is linked to Hermes as a symbol of messengers and commerce, but the staff on her shirt is actually one linked to Asceplius, a deity who was known to the Greeks as a miracle healer (ironically enough, both staffs were gifts from Apollo). So, we can surmise that her presence is a healing one, esp. since Luz ended up helping lots of people on the Isles to repair or mend their relationships. So, we still get snake symbolism, but with the added hints that Luz’s journey is one of healing and compassion.

TLDR; two snakes and wings=caduceus, one snake no wings=Rod of Asceplius. Remember kids, knowing is half the battle!

for the longest, i’ve been thinking Luz’s palisman is going to be a bat, cardinal, or otter. but thanks to them made me think otherwise.

here’s all the evidence to the fact that Luz’s palisman could actually be a snake:

there’s too many snake references for it to be a coincidence. like, even her shirt has a caduceus (a literal staff with a snake on it).

#luz noceda #luz the owl house #luz toh #the owl house #disney toh #luz palisman #toh palismen #rod of asceplius #not a caduceus #honestly didn’t notice the first time cuz yikes my dude that angst monologue #give luz a hug #give hunter a hug too while we’re at it #thanks to them #toh season 3 #it’s also the same rod from adventure times finn and jake distant lands special

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The Rat has entered the “and find out” stage alright

It only took them 2 seasons and a cancelation to realize they fucked up

#disney #the owl house #dana terrace #toh s3 #toh #thanks to them #the owl house season 3

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Aaravos:

why is his ass ALWAYS falling off of cliffs

#the dragon prince #tdp spoilers #tdp s4 #dragon prince #viren #aaravos #claudia #funny #tdp terry

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Owl House Characters: Before and After, Pt. 2

Raine before: By the titan, she’s a handful but I still miss her. Now then, back to our regularly scheduled mayhem with…The BATTs!

Raine now: Oh my titan I wanna marry her. Yes Amber, I know the apocalypse is still ongoing, but hey gotta make the most of it. I hope she wasn’t too attached to that hand, though.

Lilith before: the boring narc aunt (needs a day off)

Lilith now: the cool nerd aunt (needs a hug)

Principal Bump before: Yeah I’m an educator, but I’m not a jerk. Now get in the detention pit.

Principal Bump now: Yeah I’m an educator, but I’m not a spineless stooge for the government. Now let’s talk about how to topple a monarchy.

Darius before: I am a perfect 10, absolute top of my game, and nothing is holding me back.

Darius now: So, how does one go about adopting a grown child? Yes he’s a handful, but watching him grow makes me oddly proud in a fulfilling way.

Eberwolf before: *feral snarling*

Eberwolf now: *friendlier feral snarling*

Alador before: science science science science sigh yes honey science science science oh a butterfly!

Alador now: The DILF is now pissed. I’m taking custody of the kids. This is nonnegotiable.

Camilla before: I love my daughter, but I’m worried about her “fandom” obsessions. Maybe sending her to camp was a bad idea, but she needs real friends too…

Camilla now: These children are lost and need a home. They’re family as far as I care, and I will keep them safe no matter what. And if anyone messes with my family, they get la chancla.

Tiny Nose before: Hewwo! Cawe to hear my theowy about how we exist foe the entertainment of higher beings?

Tiny Nose now: Awe shit I hate it when I’m wight

#the owl house #toh #hootposting #the owl house season 2 #toh season 3 #the owl house season 3 #raine whispers #raine toh #lilith clawthorne #lilith toh #principal bump #darius daemonne #darius toh #alador blight #alador toh #amber toh #eberwolf the huntsman #eberwolf toh #camilla noceda #camilla toh #tiny nose #tiny nose toh #toh batts #please stop posting spoilers for season 3 you animals #kings tide

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A Dumb LOTR Exchange

*at the bridge of Khazad-Dûm:*

Gandalf: Illuvatar’s ass on a stick, I wish we had a Balrog-slayer right about now.

Frodo: Why, do you know one? There can’t possibly be that many left—

Gandalf: Glorfindel of Gondolin.

Frodo: Ok, but where could we find—

Gandalf: Back in Rivendell. He was the rocking elven twink with perfect hair next to me and Elrond. Picked you morons up when you had a bad spice trip using the ring. Uppity prick was the one who suggested we just chuck that ring into the ocean like it isn’t just going to pop back up in a few centuries down the line. That’s what happened last time, you know when Isildur—

Aragorn: When Isildur hocked the ring like it was a bag of gummies at Tesco?

Gandalf: Pretty much, yeah.

Frodo: Well, why isn’t the noble Glorfindel here anyway?

Gandalf: Cuz Elrond thought we wouldn’t need him on a stealth mission. Well, surprise, we kinda f****** need him! But noooooo, you guys tooootallyy don’t need a Balrog-slayer. Now it’s my ass on the line, and I didn’t put up with the the idiocies of men and half-wit hobbits for centuries just to go down like this in an abandoned dwarven realm haunted by orcs and cave trolls! Saruman’s out there smoking pot reenacting the first act of The Lorax, Radaghast is talking to the woodland beings like a Disney Princess, and I’m pretty sure the Two Blues are either dead or ghosting me, and I’m here left dealing with a f******* Balrog! Bollocks!

*Silence as the ominous footfalls of certain death approaches*

Gimli: I didn’t understand a word he just said right now.

Legolas: No one can understand you through your own thick accent, sir dwarf, but we manage.

#lord of the rings #fellowship of the ring #gandalf the grey #frodo baggins #aragorn #lotr fandom #lotr shitpost #ringposting #gimli son of gloin #legolas #balrog #durins bane #glorfindel #elrond #saruman #radagast the brown #silmarillion #the silm fandom #trying to ignore all the owl house spoilers on my dash so this is just to get more lotr content on my days till s3 airs #glorfindel was in the books but didn’t too much in the movies but he’s still valid #tolkien #the two blues

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Owl House Characters: Before and After, Pt. 1

Luz before: Adventure and excitement! The coolest fantasy world ready to be explored! I’ll do it all, and I’ll be number one! This mama is ready for some trauma!

Luz now: (Swinging a baseball bat at Belos with a manic Kōhei Horikoshi-style slasher grin on her face) whats life without a little risk? After all, god must be killed, and I’m dying to storm the heavens

Amity before: (internally singing Little Miss Perfect sadly at home)

Amity now: (cry singing I Kissed A Girl out loud at Dennys)

Gus before: I’m a precocious young prodigy with a fascination with the mundane and no visible emotional baggage

Gus now: Ok so I’m stranded in the place I always wanted to go but I have seen grave crimes against humanity my home is being destroyed by an insane godlike being and I really need a hug, but hey I’m taller now—

Hunter before: I am the champion of the Emperor! The greatest and most capable of his servants! Glory to the Emperor and the Titan!

Hunter now: *screaming and crying* I-I am a monster—!

Willow before: I’m just a simple girl trying to make her way in the world and keep her friends safe~~!

Willow now: I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE IN HALF IF YOU MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN! I SWEAR TO COLLECTOR I WILL END YOU PERSONALLY

King before: lol I’m just a little gremlin but once I regain my power, ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE THE KING OF DEMONS—!

King now: get me outta this birdcage please! I beg of you! Help!

Eda before: kids suck, live fast die young young and leave behind a pretty corpse, invest in gold, foxy mama of bad girl coven coming through!

Eda now: i survive this I’m never letting go of my loved ones cuz they’re the real treasure I was after all along, bad girl reputation be damned

Steve before: *cool dude*

Steve now: *cooler dude*

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #king’s tide #hootposting #the owl house season 2 #the owl house season 3 #toh luz #luz noceda #toh amity #amity blight #toh gus #gus porter #toh hunter #hunter the golden guard #toh willow #willow park #toh king #king clawthorne #toh eda #eda clawthorne #eda the owl lady #toh lumity #lumity #toh huntlow #huntlow #toh raeda #raeda #toh steve #steve the coven scout

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If the final campaign arc doesn’t involve an apocalyptic crisis with death and glory on the line, then what’s the point?

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dungeons and memes #studio ghibli #castle in the sky #nausicaä of the valley of the wind #nausicaä is my favorite ghibli film

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A Dumb Kirby Exchange

King Dedede: Yo, Meta Knight.

Meta Knight: Yes, milord?

King Dedede: How come you and dat der Kirby look so alike? I’ve been meanin’ to ask for a while now.

Meta Knight: ‘Tis one of life’s great mysteries, is it not? What exactly is our relation? As far as enigmas go, it is amongst other questions still unanswered in our myriad adventures. Questions such as, what happened to the Ancient Halcandrans after they made the clockwork comets that roam the stars? From what void were the Dark Matter spawned and for what purpose? What were the true crimes for which the aeon hero, Galacta Knight, was locked away in a crystal prison? What was the nightmare of a galactic crisis which Hyness and his clan stopped in the past? What happened to Shiver Star and it’s inhabitants, and did they have any relations to the precursors of The Forgotten Land? Why do Waddle Dees lack a mouth?

King Dedede:

King Dedede: y’know, you could have just said somethin’ normal like, “oh he’s my adopted kid brother” or, “oh, he’s just an apprentice of mine” and not like, rambled for an hour about everything we don’t know.

Meta Knight: Apologies, milord. I thought you knew better than to ask.

Bandana Dee: I mean, you two look awfully alike when your mask isn’t on, minus the wings and all.

King Dedede: …y’know, now dat you mention it, how come Waddle Dees don’t got a mouth? You were speakin’ words just now, Bandee.

Bandana Dee: *aside glance*

Bandana Dee: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it?

King Dedede: IMMA CLOBBER YOU IF YOU START WITH DAT AGAIN——

#kirby #kirby nintendo #meta knight #king dedede #bandana dee #waddle dee #kirby return to dreamland #kirby dark matter trilogy #kirby star allies #kirby super star #galacta knight #dark matter #hyness #halcandran #kirby right back at ya #meta knight and bandana dee share a brain cell when it comes to trolling dedede #you cannot convince me otherwise #kirby is busy filming dream buffet #kirbposting

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Arcade: *in denial about his gay science ass*

Courier 6: Hey is that a hot twink in a lab coat I see?

Arcade: WHERE?!

Courier 6: No wait, it’s just your gay ass. Like always. Hair-trigger horny man.

Arcade: *angry muttering*

Boone: Wait, you’re gay?

Veronica: How have you not figured that out by now? Even Lily could tell!

Lily Bowen: AWW HES SUCH A SWEETHEART. I HOPE HE FINDS A NICE YOUNG MAN.

Arcade: I never should have left home. I cannot thrive under these conditions.

Veronica: I feel the same, sometimes. Upside is, I made a new gay science friend.

Boone: …you’re a lesbian???

HOODJDBDBDMMESSK

#fallout new vegas #fnv #fnv courier #fnv companions #arcade gannon #veronica santangelo #courier six #lily bowen #craig boone #remembering that one homophobic post about veronica and arcade makes me mad #they deserved better #fuck father elijah #atomposting #yes this is also a reference to the obscure fact boone has an amazing INT stat of 3

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*Luz voice*

Yikes, my dude.

A bit of historical context behind this line.

#toh #the owl house season 2 #the owl house #emperor belos #luz #witch-hunter general

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OWLBEAR

YES

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

#owlbear #dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves #d&d #dungeons & dragons #dnd5e #dnd #druid

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This. This…thing…slew gods. Tyrants. Eldritch beings beyond comprehension. A race of dark abominations that would eat the stars if left unchecked. A supercomputer that could warp reality. An ancient star-traveling entity that could open intergalactic portals by thought alone. It even bested the grim reaper clad in scarlet wings. All because he believed in himself and his friends.

And all he wants is to have a cake the size of a mountain.

Words can’t describe how awesome of a character Kirby is.

Look at that face. He's precious. I love him.

#kirby #kirby's dream buffet #kirby super star #kirby star allies #kirby planet robobot #kirby dark matter trilogy #kirby and the forgotten land #dark matter #zero #02 kirby #star dream kirby #morpho knight #fecto elfilis