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Still in complete disbelief 😢

#bray wyatt

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Well looks like baby bump is a fan! Anytime the song plays its constantly doing summersaults inside my stomach! 😂 It will enjoy the gig in March!

#ville valo #vv #neon noir #babybump #newfan

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31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN ↳ Day 06

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

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“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic

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Seth Rollins face is hilarious. “Hmmmmm?”

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The oldest toddler in the universe

+Bonus

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You always talk about how much you hate being blamed for humanity’s sins. You know, “The Devil made me do it,” and I think I know  why you hate it so much, because deep down, you blame yourself just as much if not more! You have to stop taking responsibility for things you can’t control.

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Goodbye for now, my brother “See you down the road”

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Do yourself a favour and grab tissues. 💔

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It's Sunday, you know what that means.

💔💔💔

#brodie Lee #jon huber #luke harper #ripjonhuber #still in shock

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My heart sunk upon hearing this. Rest now Jon, thoughts are with your wife and little boys at this time ❤️

#jon huber #Brodie lee #luke harper #aew #wwe

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#covid 19 #coronavirus #scotland #scottish #scottish humour #nicola sturgeon

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Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎉😊🎊😘🌷🌷🎀🎆☺🎁🌼🍾🍰🌹🍸👑😘

Thank you so much 🥰

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Young Avengers #15 (2013)

Writer: Kieron Gillen

Artist: Jamie McKelvie

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friends + coworkers + directors + jo gushing about adam

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“We made each other better. Emma and I were never a pre-destined story guaranteed for love. We fought for our love and we won!”

— Killian Jones (via dadcharming)

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1. “It got a bit lively.” – The police were called. 2. “I might have overdone it a wee bit with the drink.” – I don’t remember anything after midnight. 3. “The night got away from me.” – I don’t remember anything after 10pm. 4. “I was drunk.” – I don’t remember the last three days. 5. “He’s no the worst.” – He is the worst, but he’s a mate. 6. “He’s a mate.” – Someone you used to pal about with and still feel oddly loyal to despite rarely seeing them. 7. “We used to pal about.” – We used to get pissed together. 8. “He’s gone a wee bit Edinburgh.” – He’s convinced he’s the best thing since Jesus. 9. “I’ve basically quit the fags.” – I’m down to less than a pack a day. 10. “I have the odd one when I’m drinking.” – I’ve started having booze with every meal so I can have a fag. 11. “I’ve got an empty, fancy coming over?” – Would you like to help wreck a house? 12. “He’s a good guy, he just has a wee problem handling his drink.” – He’s a bam who once tried to feed a Greggs sausage roll to a police horse. 13. “She’s totally minted, no doubt about it.” – She sometimes has a new bag. 14. “He’s a bit much.” – He never shuts up and his voice goes through your head like a drill. 15. “It’s hard to say when it’s likely to finish up exactly.” – Don’t expect me back before dawn. 16. “Aye bouncer, I’m just out: I’ve only had a couple of pints.” – I’ve had eight pints, three shots, and two vodka Red Bulls. 17. “What school do you do to?” – Are you a Tim or a Hun? 18. “Who do you really support?” – Are you a Tim or a Hun? 19. “What’s your favourite colour?” – Are you a Tim or a Hun? 20. “I’m not that fussed about the football.” – I hate football more than anything on Earth, please stop talking about it. 21. “So, you see the game?” – Football is my only topic of conversation. 22. ‘“I’ll come for one.” – I’ll need to be dragged out of the pub in six hours. 23. “Fancy a couple after work?” – I’ll need to be dragged out the pub in ten hours. 24. ‘It’s a bit wet out.” – Half of Glasgow is underwater. 25. “It’s Baltic out there.” – Sauchiehall Street looks like a deleted scene from Frozen and all the pigeons have solidified. 26. “Old man pub.” – The clientele have one foot in the grave and smell like it, but it’s cheap. 27. “What’s this place worth?” – I’m from London. 28. “He’s a patter merchant.” – He talks an unbelievable amount of shite. 29. “He’s a bottle merchant.” – He’d run away from his own reflection. 30. “He’s a wind up merchant.” – He’s addicted to taking the piss. 31. “I’m no saying he’s clatty but…” – He’s got a massive and worrying personal hygiene problem. 32. “It’s some day!” – It’s above ten degrees. 33. “The brass neck on her.”– She has no concept of shame. 34. “There was hunners of folk there. Hunners!” – There were about thirty people there, possibly less. 35. “You free for a quick swally?” – You’re my best friend and I urgently need to talk to you. 36. “That film? It’s alright.” – I cried with joy all the way through. 37. “Aye, no bad looking.” – They are totally, utterly gorgeous. 38. “Jog on pal.” – I’m thirty seconds away from battering you. 39. “Aye right.” – You’re talking shite. 40. “He’s the numpties’ numpty.” – Even idiots think he’s an idiot. 41. “I got dingied but I’m no fussed.” – I was stood up by my date and I’m utterly devastated. 42. “You’re the most beautiful lassie in this place.” – You’re the nearest lassie in this place. 43. “Aye, I’m nae bad.” – I’ve just won the lottery. 44. “Aye, I’m nae bad.” – I’ve just been told I have a week to live. 45. “He’s doing my head in a bit.” – He is the most annoying arsehole in history. 46. “Thank you driver.” – Please stop the bus so I can get off. 47. “He couldnae batter a fish.” – He’s as weak as a kitten and as much use in a fight. 48. “I’m getting right into the healthy eating.” – Sometimes I don’t have an extra portion of chips. 49. “She thinks she’s all that.” – She cuts about like she’s a mixture of Beyoncé and Nicola Sturgeon. 50. “He’s nae idea when enough’s enough.” – He has no sense of personal boundaries and zero self control, which is why he’s your best pal. 51. “He’s a bit of a blether.” – He couldn’t keep a secret to save his life. 52. “Did ye, aye?” – Did ye fuck. 53. “Away tae fuck!” – Don’t talk shite. 54. “She’s looks like a bag of boiled shite.” – That girl isn’t very pretty. 55. “Ah belong to Glasgow.” – I may be drunk, but I genuinely love it here.