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I hate finding out simple shit now that would've served me much better many years ago. Ditching the beard, letting my hair grow out, wearing clothes that fit, all of this would've been fucking great to know when I was 16

#I too shoulda ditched the beard #I should have locked myself in my room

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And im not the type to care I just don't understand

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Im actually getting fucking angry right now vecause MIL Said she would split a pot with me and I said use the Annie's instead of your kraft and she started to look at the ingredients to see if they were different. Then she refused to use my metal strainer and used her plastic one for no reason. Then she said my slow pasteurized milk smelled weird so she would use hers (because commercial milk is pasteurized to shit so consumers can't smell what actual milk smells like. ) and then she just started adding a shit ton of shredded cheese to it. Which like. Whatever. She also measured out the butter and milk instead of eyeballing it. I'm really serious about my Annie's so this shit just pissed me off bad

Annie's Mac n cheese is not by any means literally organic but I'll still eat that shit like a pig, I can put down 3/4 of a pot

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Annie's Mac n cheese is not by any means literally organic but I'll still eat that shit like a pig, I can put down 3/4 of a pot

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I have epilepsy and I am effectively stuck indoors because every seizure sets me back 6 months from driving. My road has cars passing constantly from 6am-midnight and there is almost no safe pedestrian infrastructure. Not to mention the shit I'm breathing in from cars passing all day long. US has a higher percentage of drivers and cars to nondrivers than any nation in the world. Bullshit and ridiculous. Cyclists have to ride in the street and be effing taunted for having THE GALL to not fucking drive a car, even though they have nowhere else to ride but the sidewalk which leads virtually nowhere. Anti-cyclist culture is ridiculous.

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

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Dogsitting has gone well. My brother has an English bulldog and I have to help him with all of these things because he is a stumpy fart dog. He is charming though and everyone loves him

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Splittin a bowl of granola with the DAUGHTER for Breakfenst, he'll yeah brother!!!!

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I decided I should take a bit of a turn with my prose. I can blend my two styles together. My nonsense oral sex verses with my serious impassioned poetry

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"bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn" that's nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what's important to focus on here is that you're just having the funnest time ever

#Sick of trying to explain it to people

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Yeah. Found a rare ass Maudlin of the Well shirt from the 90s before they got big that was sold through mail in orders from a indie magazine and I got it from the original owner who sent a postcard perplexed that somebody purchased the shirt

ebay is my personal playground because where else will you find a guy selling a pair of pants with a direct connection to an obscure, short lived paramilitary group created by a US-backed dictator in Haiti (Jean-Claud Duvalier)

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If you need a friend, don't look to a stranger. You know in the end, I'll always be there. And when you're in doubt, when you're in danger, take a look all around and I'll be there. I'm sorry, I'm just thinking of the right words to say. I know they don't sound the way I want them to be. If you wait around, I'll make you fall for me. I promise you I will. When your day is through, and so is your temper, you know what to do. I'm gonna always be there. Sometimes, if I shout, it's not what's intended. These words just come out with no gripe to bear. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.

I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. But if I had to walk the world, I'd make you fall for me, I promise you I will

#I love you baby #Youtube

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Tyler Swist WISHES she was Oscar Francois de Jarjayes

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4 HOURS LEFT EVERYONE RB

Reblog pls