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Why do I automatically cry when I’m being yelled at it’s so embarrassing

#like at first I keep my shit together #but then I just start fucking crying #and if it’s my brother yelling at me he’s all #“why are u crying #like bro #It just happens #I literally had no intention of crying #and don’t want to cry #the tears just start streaming #so embarrassing yo

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i think the fact that pink is a color is so nice like we really get to enjoy that in life

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So so so so so good didn’t feel like 20k words I shall need more immediately thanks

Crash Into You || Tom Holland Smut

ice hockey!tom x figure skater!reader — smut.

summary ↠ you can’t stand the ice hockey team. they’re loud, brutish, and incredibly annoying. it’s just inconvenient that you can’t seem to stop running into their star player, an irritatingly suave man called tom, nor deny the way your pulse quickens every time he’s around…   word count ↠ 20.2k. warnings ↠ mild depictions of sport-related injury including blood and nose breakage, a lot of bad language, some jealousy, and nsfw smut material! extended smut warnings are beneath the cut, but this is 18+ !!! minors dni.   a/n ↠ it’s funny because I tell myself I don’t like sport aus, yet this is somehow one of my favourite things that I’ve ever written…? the au is kinda ~obscure~ I guess, but it checked so many of my boxes whilst writing it, and I had a great time. it’s also the longest thing I’ve ever posted?! ahh !! I hope you’ll like dutchy, and give this a go even if you’re not really into hockey <3   —↠ there are so many different people that helped me out with this!!! in addition to all the wonderful anons that sent in ideas last month, I want to extend a huge thank you to @geminiparkers​ @tetralea​ @hollandharrison​ @honeyspidey​ @stixnstripesworld​ and @uglypastels​ for each helping out in some way, whether that be through brainstorming ideas, making incredible art, or teaching me about hockey and/or skating! <3<3 also—the biggest thank you ever to the lovely sammy @t-holland2080 for not disowning me after editing this for me and seeing my basic spelling errors lmfao. ily <3 hope you all enjoy !!

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Reblog if..

You miss Tony stark

You miss Natasha Romanoff

You miss Thor

You miss Clint Barton

You miss Steve Rogers

You miss Bruce Banner

AND LASTLY…

You f*cking miss the OG avengers

Because I do.

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I have been informed this is actually a thing in the series where they make famous songs sound like classics I’m dumb

I cannot be the only one who noticed that in bridgerton’s first episode at the ball scene the elegant music that was being played is f*cking “Thank You, Next” by Ariana Grande

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I cannot be the only one who noticed that in Bridgerton’s first episode at the ball scene the elegant music that was being played is f*cking “Thank You, Next” by Ariana Grande

#bridgerton #thank you next #Ariana grande

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People who understand the Tom Holland frog joke are elite

#you know the one #or you don’t #Tom Holland #Spider-Man #marvel

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I need more lingerie and less anxiety

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Idk why this is making me laugh so hard

By Luis Coelho

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🤍💙🤍💙🤍

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“you smell good“ ok fuck me

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You just gotta find someone who’s good with complicated ❤️:)

i think i’m too complicated to be loved

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I’m dead inside after seeing Supernatural’s last episode🤠

how are you all doing today? anything funny happened this week? got anything fun planned for the weekend? suffering because of school/uni/work? talk to me ❤️

#it was very nice #and fitting #and I loved it #and I love my boys #and it was very hard #to say goodbye #currently crying #but #ITS OKAY #😭 #supernatural #spn #dean Winchester #Sam Winchester #castiel #cas #jack cline #jack #Winchester #carry on #my wayward son #dads on a hunting trip #season 15

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biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

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SO CAS SAID

“I love you”

AND THEN LITERALLY DIED OF HAPPINESS

#LITERALLY WHY #WHY YOU DO DIS #What is happing aaaAAAHHHH #we love #we stan #destiel #deancas #casdean #Dean Winchester #castiel #cas #supernatural #spn

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Beautiful

Graveyard

summary: As the unofficial healer for the Avengers, you pride yourself on the ability to mend heroes with the touch of your hand. Only, your gift comes at a heavy price — one you keep secret from your friends —and when Bucky asks you to do the impossible, they’ll discover why your gift is called a sacrifice, too.  pairing: bucky x healer!reader word count: 10k warnings: canon level violence

As a child, you were told it was a gift; placed upon a pedestal above the quaint suffering of a rural town and removed of your innocence for the good of strangers. You’d been made to be revered – honored – for the touch that could mend the broken.  

It began with a cut upon your father’s finger – a slip of a kitchen knife that had left a small bead of blood in its wake. Curious eyes glanced up at your father as he hissed at the sting of it and you’d reach forward to place your infant hand upon the cut, a grip so mall it barely wrapped around his finger. He stilled as a soft glow began to emit from your palm. When you removed your hand and began to cry, your father was stunned to find his skin perfectly intact – no trace of a scar in its place.  

They told you it was a gift, celebrated you as if you were a blessing from Heaven itself. But they were cruel in their rejoice, selfish in their praise. They had not considered your gift was not a gift at all – but a sacrifice.  

Like energy, pain could not be destroyed— but it could be absorbed. It could be transferred. Your father’s cut had not simply disappeared, but instead manifested on the finger of an infant for a few short moments before it faded into your skin; laid to rest amongst a sea of foreign injuries that did not belong to you.  

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