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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

#House MD

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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

#we love the beast #animals #cats

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#big if true

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#I tag all my appropriate friends and it causes my computer to overheat

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#We love her for this #Star Rail

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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

#girls night!

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[ Devour ]

#YEAH WOOO YEAHHHHHHH #dungeon meshi #farcille

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this is sending me

#bring it back #cowards

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Love how Arturia is always positioned as if she's hovering over Viviana... like her own personal shoulder angel/devil

Also commentary by my friend:

#SO TRUE SO WISE #arknights

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Question: Are you a top or a bottom?

Top: I'm a top.

Side: Let's conceptualize this question with a hermeneutics of power knowledge. We recall Judith Butler's observation that "which pleasures shall live and which shall die is often a matter of which serve the legitimating practices of identify formation that take place within the matrix of gender norms." Gay sex escapes the procreative expectation, but in the reproduction of these norms still adheres to the same performance principal. Under this discursive prison sex can never truly be about mutual pleasure. While some say our pleasure possibilities are hindered, I invert the accusation that yours are limited by an unimaginative phallocentric philistinism.

Vers: A hypocritical invocation of Butler when your argument is based on the presupposition of a prediscursive original desire, a flagrant departure from the Foucauldian tendency which Butler follows, and their further claims on the futility of trying to imagine a queer culture fully independent of heterosexuality. Your critique further ignores the treatment of anal sex as the defining sin of homosexuality and its place within a serophobic signifying economy. I implore you to read Leo Bersani's exploration of the topic, Is The Rectum A Grave.

Bottom: Did I really make it that obvious? Dhdhdjdjfjf

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rotating individual blorbos separately is great and all but i rotate pairs of characters together as one, spinning around each other, like a pair of celestial bodies in orbit. blorbit, if you will

#I think that's beautiful

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#this is true #the simpsons

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I think the obvious solution here would be to combine both of your bloodlines, no?

#thanks #arknights

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Roulette Prompt #018: "Christmas themed Anila" (Granblue Fantasy)

#SO GENIUS #granblue fantasy

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#good end

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she may be partially responsible for my taste in women

#it is called having good taste #fate series

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they should let me kill landlords with weapons

#the demon blade