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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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dude shut up youre scaring this cool rock i found

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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I FIGURED IT OUT

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WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EVIL BOOP AND WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ERRORS WHEN I TRY TO BOOP PEOPLE

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> 👁👄👁

> fucked up (but pretty goddamn)

> the ̵m̷ę̶å̸t̷ ̵p̵į̷ł̶ë̶ ̸-- raw in the back (lmao), cooked at the front door

> my pet bnuuy (: oh bnuuy we're really in it now..

sad to report he despawned when I left the region ):

> interior design (pictured: "I CAN Do This" Corridor, fire supplies, desk and storage space, çåttâïl čhāįr)

> rate my setup 😎💅

#wait you guys leave supplies in places OTHER than your home base??? #i hate not knowing where All My Stuff is

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You know, I wish we could do something with this. Anything. I'm so curious?

I wanna go in and see what's inside. Corn? Nothing at all? Skeletons???

It's not fair to give us something so tantalising without letting us explore it. Monkey brain doesn't like that at all.

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Transparent bear mauling you.... for your transparent bear mauling you needs

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Me, finally finding a f*cking knife:

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So, how’s Darkwalker going for you? :’)

#one day i will try darkwalker. one day.

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I treasure the long dark, and I finally got motivation to draw one of the main characters you play as. Will Mackenzie is a good man who cannot jump or handle going steep hills but we still love him.