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Resident vampire fucker. No TERFs or racists allowed here. Twilight, Moonlight (CBS), WWDITS, vampire thirst posts.
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mikenewtonhateblog · 10 hours ago
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i blacked out last night and 3 hrs later i woke up w blood all over my hands and this shit in my procreate gallery
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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“I was waiting for you all my life.”
Now I am not fucking okay nor am I ready for the new episode I’m in shambles
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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Guillermo asking for a minute off camera through tears how we doing ladies
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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spoilers for tonight’s episode of WWDITS without context
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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black and white video of colin robinson in that leather orgy outfit with his asscheeks out and in the belly dancing look shaking that thang while in the arms of an angel plays in the background NOW
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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laszlo laughing at colin’s jar jar binks impression and saying “yes, very funny colin” hits different now
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the bimboification of guillermo de la cruz
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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Wlw only care about one thing and it’s disgusting 😔
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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yeah i won’t survive this episode.
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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T MINUS FIVE DAYS UNTIL NANDERMO HOMOEROTIC FIGHT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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There’s a million ways I can imagine a Guillermo and Nandor fight going but I can’t think of a single scenario where Nandor isn’t horny by the end
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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I don't want a nandormo kiss for the last episode I want a Laszlo continuing his surprise twist reveal of being the most emotionally intelligent member of the household and telling Nandor to his face that depression sucks but he's also been a huge self centered ass who has been hurting his friends in the process of his crisis and Guillermo should slap him a few more times
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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IM LEVITATING OFF THW GROUND RIGHT NWO FUCKJS
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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some shows have gay characters just so they can say they have gay characters. but it’s like by straights for straights.
then there’s what we do in the shadows
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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How the fuck does Guillermo afford any of the things he buys. Where is his income coming from. How does he afford rent. How the fuck did he afford an entire rooms worth of silver. Is he just straight up embezzling from the vampires? They wouldn’t notice
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mikenewtonhateblog · a day ago
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Lazslo really went from “Sean is a pest and I eagerly await the day his wife murders him” to “Seanie is my Best Human Friend and if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”.
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