*shows you an average looking white man in his 40s* listen. you know what i’m gonna say but if you don’t allow me to speak my awful mind it will start to metastasize in my cranium and i will die. i will develop mega cancer and my brain will liquefy and leak out my ears and i will just collapse and it will be your fault cuz you didn’t let me tell you how sexy i find this mediocre white man.