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[miksykat]

someone needs to let my autistic ass loose in a field, literally just say "hey you remember the owl house" or "hey you like those spark the electric jester games right" and brother i will start downright frolicking. i cannot properly stim in the confines of my bedroom. release me into an empty walmart parking lot

#i go through the tumblr tags for my various interests and fixations and i start spinning in circles on the floor like a man possessed #my autistic joy is too big for any room or building. put me in a wide open space and let me run #full fucking sprint. does not matter the distance the delights will make it effortless

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i think living and dying by the sword is by far one of the sluttiest things a man can do

#ESPECIALLY if said man dedicates his life to protecting and/or destroying one specific person. like bro just say you want this mf 🙄😒 #i know other people say shit like this all the time on this website but i do not care #youre trapped in the chamber with me boy. you must listen to my vanilla ass hot takes

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it was almond milk. my body was sending me desperate signals telling me i was dying of thirst and the solution was a glass and a half of almond milk

i hate when im so fucking thirsty and water is just not cutting it. like wtf is my body wanting?? blood??

#almond milk is apparently more important to my physical wellbeing than actual water could ever dream to be #insert that hierarchy of needs meme here. all of my needs are almond milk #fucking ridiculous

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i hate when im so fucking thirsty and water is just not cutting it. like wtf is my body wanting?? blood??

#like i drank so much water i actually had to stop because i started feeling like i was gonna get sick #and yet im still getting signals like im dying of dehydration. what the hell man #why are my needs as hard to satisfy as a fucking malfunctioning furbys

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it is so fucking funny to me when a character is only occasionally headcanoned as plural even though the entire fucking fandom is collectively hitting the character with the system beam. people will write some of the best plural rep ever and just be like "oh no, i respect that headcanon but they arent a system in this, they just do this thing where like *literally describes an entire well known form of plurality*. its a different thing lol." maybe the real representation was the accidental subtext we wrote along the way

#this post is specifically about fanfics starring p03 inscryption. bitches will write this guy so fucking system-coded and then deny it #this post is made in good humor btw im not trying to be like 'oh youve gotta headcanon this' or be mad at people for their obvious ignorance #its just really actually funny how people will accidentally and unknowingly contradict themselves like that #also for the people who will inevitably wonder why i seem to know enough about systems to find this funny: bing is free and i love searching

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uh shit, you wanna know what ive been diagnosed with?? hang on one second lemme remember.. oh yeah!! *starts listing fictional characters*

you want my kin list?? uh yeah sure hang on *rummages through my pockets and hands you a crumpled list of various mental illnesses and disorders*

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you want my kin list?? uh yeah sure hang on *rummages through my pockets and hands you a crumpled list of various mental illnesses and disorders*

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my toxic trait is thinking i am better than everyone because i had little to no trouble with my deck in act 2 of inscryption, and everyone ive seen play the game has struggled there at least a little. sorry you guys cant deckbuild but im different <33 ((<- lying))

#inscryption #i am so so good at the game guys trust me. dont ask about my kaycees mod runs bro it doesnt matter #i do good at one (1) thing and i think i am pro gamer supreme best at everything #i was using bone and tech cards mainly with like a couple of low cost beast cards thrown in to really get silly with it #i had like some bone heaps and the ouroboros but i think i only used them once or twice and mainly for foil grinding #real mvps were my wolf cub my skeletons and my explode bot #also speaking of explode bot i successfully pulled off a tactical board wipe once too and i am so fucking proud of me for that #my skill fr peaked in act 2. where the hell did all that skill go

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*on the phone* yeah i cant make it tonight. yeah im having a depressive episode. how long?? uhhhh.... i think they said like 45 minutes?? yeah, special length, its crazy. i think its like SUPER plot relevant. i know dude.. haha yeah.. but uhh yeah im gonna be busy for awhile. sorry man. okay bye

#has this been done before?? is this funny?? is this anything???? #idk and idc i make every post ever for me and me alone #yall just my unwitting audience with no idea what the hell i will do next. exactly how i like it

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she duo on my lingo til i beg for my life in spanish

#49 streak on duolingo yippee #this joke made my partner wheeze so yall get to witness it

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one day im gonna go to fucking.. chunky sheese. im gonna go to charles fuckinh cheddarsworth's for the first time since i was seven. i am walking into that building with three matchboxes in my pocket and if i dont see the goddamned rat roaming the establishment im burning the place to the ground okay. i cannot fuckimg remeber right now if they removed the animatronics but if they did i am going to drag god down from heaven and make him face the atrocities he has allowed to occur. i am going to cuchky fucking cheebe one day and on that day the lord will learn the weight of his own sins

#chucky she's s. i cant fucking type good god #chucke cheese #chuck e cheese #THATS THE BITCH

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I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. I MISSED JUICE DAY :((((

#17776 #EXPLODING RIGHT NOW

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i will never fucking forgive the lego monkie kid fandom for making me think that sun wukong was the main character of the show before i started watching it. i had never even SEEN the actual main character in any of the posts i stumbled upon. it was all just wukong and macaque angst. it is still all just wukong and macaque angst as far as the eye can see. i am about to stage an intervention for all of you

#lego monkie kid #**points a gun at the lmk fandom** PUT THE SAD GAY MONKEYS DOWN!!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!! #have fucking mercy on them good lord #like i enjoy some sad gay monkeys as much as the next bitch but fuck dude #i literally have to go to specific character tags to get anything that isnt these fruity fucking monkeys #also mk forgive me i didnt even mention his ass by name in this post i am just as bad as yall :pensive:

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i have yet to see anyone mention the fact that luz's titan witch form had a parallel snaggletooth to eda ((or all the other design parallels)). ive also yet to see anyone mention that luz finally got to learn how to do the light spell with her hands like she originally expected to. ive also yet to see people talk about how luz got to weh with her little brother. talk about this more plz

#watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #toh luz noceda #the owl house season three spoilers #the owl house #i love this episode so much i love this show so much i am going to miss it so much im crying

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i know i havent been very active on this account in a while, but my family is in an incredibly bad situation. my dad has set up a gofundme to help pay our bills, and hopefully (if we are lucky enough with the donations) get away from my abusive mother. we had been previously depending on my grandmother for our bills while my dad took care of my sister and hunted for a job, but she has completely dropped all support and we do not think my dad can find a job in time to cover all of our expenses. the full story is far better explained on the gofundme page, but the most important part of it is that i do not want my family to be left out on the street.

even if you cant donate, reblogs are deeply appreciated. thank you for reading.

#emergency #urgent #gofundme #fundrasier #mutual aid #please boost #please reblog #apologies for the change in format from my normal posts but i need this to be more eye-catching and easier to read

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my reblog blog has 1000 queued posts do i get an achievement for finding the queued post limit