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Just ate an entire bag of expired lemonheads I found. They were all melted together and all stuck to the bag but me being myself I ignored the possible hazard of doing so and now my tongue hurts. It wasn't even that sour this is Bullshit.

#same shit as always #i like sour stuff #but this was a godamn dissapointment #i cant even eat ketchup without Pain #that doesnt stop me though because that would be admitting defeat #still not as bad as my various warhead abominations #or that one time i ate 5 bags of sour patch kids including the powder stuff in one go #that also resulted in pain and bleeding #maybe ill talk about that at some point #i really dont give a damn anymore huh #oh well #guess ill die

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The art style of red bull commercials fill me with such an intense vindictive hatred

#even for a youtube commercial #idk why it infuriates me so much #corporate styles like that are Shit change my mind #all youtube ads evoke a sense of spite in me towards whatever its for #but this is a new level #the Voices of it too #its just all around enraging #i would kick the shit out of that goddamn jester istg #gonna bite his ugly ass boomer nose off #red bull #idk

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So logically I know it's not normal to just forget to eat for extended periods of time but it can't just me me tho. I know you people aren't functional either.

#got shit to do #i get distracted #hyperfixation #i officially tag now #i Understand why yall do this now #i get to Ramble as much as i want down here #i know im dysfunctional but everyone else is too #whenever i bring this up as a 'haha relatable' comment irl people just get concerned and ruin the conversations Vibe #I am an object of Concern #anything is optional if you just dont give a fuck

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Peacocks are the geese of exotic birds.

#theyre assholes #majestic assholes #but assholes nonetheless #do you see me posting again after dissapearing into the void #no you dont :)

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There really is a whole breed of middle aged women just out there acting like alcoholism is a personality

#like no ma'am get some help #you are not quirky you have an addiction #i saw so many dishtowels and stuff that supports all that and im just like #no? maybe dont do that

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Literally one of the worst things is when a rythm game decides to lag. Like no fuck you don't you dare act like im the one that messed up.

#literally despise this #dont you dare act like im the one that messed up #you coward #you absolute fiend #rythm games

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For the past 3 nights in a row my ears have popped at exactly 7:49 PM in the exact same place on my bed. What.

#what

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Hooty is just an offbrand long furby change my mind

#owl house #hooty #this is probably how to tag #seriously am i wrong #long furby

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If more magical girls wielded things like axes I would be so happy, screw magic wands, bludgeon your enemies with friendship and a bedazzled mace

#i took a quiz on what color magical girl i would be just because #and i obviously chose axe #though bare fists was a tempting option in weapon choice #seriously tho i would watch the shit out of any show that had magical girls using medieval weapons #looking cute as shit and ready to kick ass after transformation #a life i would want to live #friendship or perish

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I was told to look up the skyrim draugr laugh and i can't stop laughing, why is it so. moist?

#i know it was supposed to be disturbing but im too busy cackling at it #its awful. i love it #m o i s t #idk how else to describe it #i find this highly amusing

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I can deal with a lot of insults but being called heterosexual is just too far.

#i forgive them but i shall never forget #i have never felt such betrayal #just call me a dickhead or something #what made you think i was straight and how do i immediately change that

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Can't even hear the damn taco bell ding anymore without a vivid mental image of that fat fucking cat falling off the wheelchair and that upsets me in a way i can't even explain

#idk why i keep getting them #im doing shit and then all of a sudden D o n g #dammit Jimmy i blame u for this #the Vibes of the image is fundamentally more sinister in my head and idk why #its just Different #i dont trust it #i thought it was just a hamster or some shit but nope O Lawd He Comin #im second guessing myself again is it even a C a t ??

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Who the F U C K names their kid Kyle. What type of parent looks at their newborn child and goes 'yup that's a Kyle right there'

#I have only heard of people named chad in passing conversations #does their acursed existence condemn them to living in the shadows or society #its almost as bad as naming your baby C h a d #why would you do that #i dont understand

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I don't know what varsity is and at this point im too scared to ask

#please no one explained it to me #i looked it up but i cant find s h i t #did you see me dissapear for like 5 days #did u see me dissapear for 4 days #no u didnt #seriously i know its a sports thing but other than that i have no clue

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Im going to fucking scream i almost said "silence wench" to my dad at the dinner table.

#im crying

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I just had a dream that a gmod shaggy was zooming after me in an abandoned building before tearing my organs out. I could blame it on the Bone Curse but honestly I don't doubt that my brain decided to fabricate that

#he had a crowbar #he zoomed around in some circles then came to retrieve my organs #he did the Glowy Thing #I had some other dreams that i could actually blame on the bone curse but thats not important #This probably isnt the wierdest dream Ive had honestly #My Dreams

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Logically I know it wouldn't be hard to find pirated unus annus videos, but emotionally, I know it would be Against Their Wishes and i don't think I'm strong enough to face their hypothetical disappointment.

#I missed so many videos #I couldnt find the time and now its too late #unus annus #Its not what they would have wanted #The Temptation