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Dakota: Wow! Your lashes are so long!:o
Jamie: Thanks! they’re artificial :)
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Jamie: Oh, speaking of Kai, can you show him this the next time you see him?
Jamie: :|
Jamie: He’ll know what it means.
*later*
Roberts: Bye the way, Jamie wanted me to give you a message
Roberts: :|
Kai: *sighs* the nuetral face of displeasure.
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Kai, just vibin: what are you doing??
Jamie, spritzing his ass: my job is to clean flat surfaces
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Kai: I don’t like when I take showers, heh. I mean, I love taking showers, but my hair—
Bee:
Kai: Is that a bee,
Bee: bzzt
Kai: HUWHAAA—
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Jordan @ Mell: Stop thinking so hard, you’ll lose braincells!
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Jordan: What are you doing?
Jamie: Alex asked me to hack into Todo’s bank account, but Todo made their security question ‘how will I die?’
Jordan: Try 'Alone’.
Jamie:
Jamie: I’m in.
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Alex: My favourite hobby is telling Jordan in detail about all of Mell's mental issues and watching Jordan get progressively uncomfortable because he knows he caused at least half of them.
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Jordan: What I’m trying to say is… what if we went to the party not as friends?
Mell, gasping: As ENEMIES?
Jordan:
Jordan, sighing: I don’t even get why I feel the way I feel about you…
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Mell: If you water water, it grows.
Aspen: … What.
Todo: He’s got a point.
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Kai to Mell: I love resting my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.
Jordan to Mell: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.
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Jamie: Kai, do you have a crush on Mell?
Kai: The only crush I have is the crushing burden of my existence.
Jamie: uh—
Kai: ...and on Mell, yeah.
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Judge: how do you plead?
Kai: *mouthing* not guilty
Mell: ...Hot milky
Kai: just lock him up,
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Elliot: What’ve you been doing this whole time?
Mell: *flashbacks to him getting beat up by a rubber plauge mask wearing bird*
Mell: Y’know. Woods stuff.
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Aspen: That’s me. I’m possessed.
Elliot: HAH! YOU’RE A TOOL!
Aspen: shut up
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Jamie: I’m going to bed, it’s been a long day.
Mell: Youve been up for three hours—
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