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the camera panning to charles swigging from a carton of orange juice in the cool down room was the best moment of the day actually

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why is this pic so funny

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“f1 is the pinnacle of motorsports” bitch the real pinnacle of motorsports is my uncle’s friend runnin from the cops in his hotrodded ‘69 camaro all over west virginia and east kentucky. it don’t get any more pinnacle than that

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on “the pinnacle of motorsports”

if you are looking for it, you will not find it at any racetrack you know of you will not find it in a factory with a fancy name you will not find it in a computer simulation you will find it in your uncle’s friend’s garage at 11:30pm while tinkering with his old camaro because that is where the love is you will find it in friends pulling a seven hour drive to go from one race to the next on time you will find it in children on crashed karts and the parents who hug them tight and kiss their bruises better you will find it in long nights and oil-covered hands and most importantly in the comfort of those hands holding other hands the pinnacle of motorsports is the love of it and you will find it in the people because without the people there is nothing to be found

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the coming days will reveal whether mark webber is the cleverest, most shrewd negotiator in the sport’s history or whether he fucked up piastri’s career so badly that no one will want to touch him in f1 with a ten foot pole because of 26 lawsuits

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Okay, so let me get this straight:

Alonso left Alpine without telling them, and they had to hear he was leaving from the press

He literally told Aston Martin before he told his own team. Was he in cahoots with Sebastian? Stay tuned for more bullshit

Alpine, most likely to save face, announced Oscar Piastri would replace Alonso’s seat. They announced this at two in the morning Melbourne time, without asking Oscar

Oscar woke up at four in the morning just to deny Alpine’s press release and then presumably go back to sleep content in the knowledge that none of this is his problem

Oscar has some sort of deal with McLaren, which Alpine insist isn’t legitimate. The girls are now fighting

Nearly a decade after the rivalries that brought us bangers such as Multi-21 and Fernando staring blankly into the distance, it’s been once again proven that Fernando Alonso, Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber are nothing but chaos

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the coming days will reveal whether mark webber is the cleverest, most shrewd negotiator in the sport’s history or whether he fucked up piastri’s career so badly that no one will want to touch him in f1 with a ten foot pole because of 26 lawsuits

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a series of unfortunate events

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For context on what's happening: a story in tweets

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Here's the video of Gina's Champagne shower for Mick! 😍

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💙.

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i’m off to kick mattia binotto in the knees swear down

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NORTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 03: 

Yuki Tsunoda during the drivers parade during the F1 Grand Prix of Great Britain at Silverstone. 

(Photo by Peter Fox)

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LEWIS

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Pinnacle of motorsports and we just saw a million dollar car being taped 😭

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Alpha Tauri engineer handbook