“f1 is the pinnacle of motorsports” bitch the real pinnacle of motorsports is my uncle’s friend runnin from the cops in his hotrodded ‘69 camaro all over west virginia and east kentucky. it don’t get any more pinnacle than that
if you are looking for it,
you will not find it at any racetrack you know of
you will not find it in a factory with a fancy name
you will not find it in a computer simulation
you will find it in your uncle’s friend’s garage at 11:30pm
while tinkering with his old camaro
because that is where the love is
you will find it in friends pulling a seven hour drive
to go from one race to the next on time
you will find it in children on crashed karts
and the parents who hug them tight
and kiss their bruises better
you will find it in long nights
and oil-covered hands
and most importantly
in the comfort of those hands
holding other hands
the pinnacle of motorsports is the love of it
and you will find it in the people
because without the people there is nothing to be found
the coming days will reveal whether mark webber is the cleverest, most shrewd negotiator in the sport’s history or whether he fucked up piastri’s career so badly that no one will want to touch him in f1 with a ten foot pole because of 26 lawsuits
Alonso left Alpine without telling them, and they had to hear he was leaving from the press
He literally told Aston Martin before he told his own team. Was he in cahoots with Sebastian? Stay tuned for more bullshit
Alpine, most likely to save face, announced Oscar Piastri would replace Alonso’s seat. They announced this at two in the morning Melbourne time, without asking Oscar
Oscar woke up at four in the morning just to deny Alpine’s press release and then presumably go back to sleep content in the knowledge that none of this is his problem
Oscar has some sort of deal with McLaren, which Alpine insist isn’t legitimate. The girls are now fighting
Nearly a decade after the rivalries that brought us bangers such as Multi-21 and Fernando staring blankly into the distance, it’s been once again proven that Fernando Alonso, Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber are nothing but chaos
the coming days will reveal whether mark webber is the cleverest, most shrewd negotiator in the sport’s history or whether he fucked up piastri’s career so badly that no one will want to touch him in f1 with a ten foot pole because of 26 lawsuits