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the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

#type of meme that will have my bf in hysterics im gonna show it to him later

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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

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If you are split between two answers on a question feel free to take the quiz once with each and answer for the result that's more like you

#KINNIE OR SELF SHIPPER 😭

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rarity mlp is a beautiful transgender woman and also is green. Dont believe the show or anybody except for me she is green and they dont want you to know it. She's green

#prev me too!!!!!! trans femme lesbian rarity headcanon >>>>>>>>

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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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pickle is like if a cucumber was a slut

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is that a compass in your pocket or does your peenus always point to true north

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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

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#doing it as often as possible

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youtube has identified me as a heavy cube enjoyer

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Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Omg my bfs friends of friends were like oh mlm (Marxism leninsm Maoism not men loving men) is cringe I was like um ok well wig im tankie #communism #deathtocapitalism they are like um that’s scary

#what if I died #anyways communism save me communism #idk I’m drunk af talking to these people

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#specifically the multi grain cheerios #I think they put crack in them bc they are so fucking good I could eat like 7 bowls at a time #but it’s just fucking multigrain and I sound like an old person #but is2g each grain has a flavor so it’s DIFFERENT