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Jisung: If I was a plant, which one would I be? Minho: A sewage plant
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Jisung: I didn't steal your cat!
Minho: Then why did you run from me when I asked you?
Jisung: *looks at Minho, who is holding four guns, three knives, and is wearing a bulletproof vest*
Jisung: No reason
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Jisung: I got you a hamburger!
Minho: Aww, you didn't have to -
Jisung: I used your money to buy it
Minho: .....
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Jisung: Knock knock
Minho: Come in
Jisung:
Jisung: Wanda
Minho: Get out of my house Wanda
Jisung:
Jisung: Wanda hear another joke?
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Jisung: I've never lost a boxing match
Minho: That's because you've never boxed in your life
Jisung:
Jisung: UNDEFEATED BABY!!!
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Jisung: I'm going to put myself in a box in the driveway to surprise Minho
Jisung: *gets in the box and waits*
*A few minutes later*
Minho: *accidentally runs over Jisung with his car*
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*During a play*
Minho, a shark: I'm going to eat you!
Jisung: Please do daddy
Minho:
The audience:
Chan: Jisung......that isn't your line
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Minho:: Yeah, maybe you saw a boa constrictor
Jisung: Yeah, maybe you saw a bow construtor
Minho:
Jisung: ...what?
Minho: *slaps his head*
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Changbin: Jisung just stole Minho's heart
Chan: Aww, that's so sweet!
Chan: *walks into the kitchen to see Jisung holding a paper heart and Minho tackling him*
Chan: ...oh
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Changbin: Wanna share this coffee with me?
Felix: Sure!
*Meanwhile*
Minho: No, Jisung. This coffee is mine and you can not breathe around it
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Minho: I ate a lot of food today
Jisung:
Minho: Don't say it
Jisung:
Minho: DON'T!
Jisung:
Jisung: Those who indulge, bulge
Minho: FUCK IT!!!
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Jisung: Minho is that one guy that would buy hot cheese from the grocery store and whack someone in the face with it.
Camera: *pans out to show Jisung with hot cheese dripping down his face*
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No one:
Minho and Jisung: Why reach for the stars when you can reach for the oreos?
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Jisung, texting Jeongin: I just walked into the club and a guy yelled "DIBS!"
Minho, texting Jeongin: A cute guy walked into the club and I yelled "DIBS!"
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Minho: Do we have more eggs? Jisung and I need them
Chan: No, but we have cheese puffs
*Later*
Minho and Jisung, throwing cheese puffs at JYP's window: This is no fun
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Minho, a ballet teacher: Welcome to ballet class
Jisung, walking into the room in a shiny jacket, ripped jeans, and sneakers: Ayo yo yo wassup!!!
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Jisung: What do you think a backpack would taste like?
Minho: Backpacks taste bad
Jisung: How do you know?
Minho: HUSH CHILD! HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT UNNECESSARY QUESTION!!!
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