Benny Gecko: Ahhh noo don’t kill me you’re so sexy aha..
SoleSu: My life has become a never-ending game of ‘Illegal or Just Frowned Upon?’
SoleSu: You’re blackmailing him?!
MacCready: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer “extortion.” The “x” makes it sound cool.
Arcade: I’ve taken a lot of risks in my life, but this is the craziest thing I’ve ever considered.
Courier 6: Well it’s a good thing none of us have any sense!
MacCready: Sole, you got a plan to get out of here?
SoleSu: Don’t Worry, I’m a professional!
MacCready: That’s not a yes!
SoleSu: It’s not a no!
SoleSu: Thoughts on?
Hancock: When am I NOT a thot?
Deacon, to a settler: Hey, go on, get out of here! That super mutant Strong is liable to get you!
Deacon: He’s a mean, vicious, nasty, no good, baggy-eyed, marble-headed ignoramorous! He’s a stupid…
Settler: He’s standing behind you.
Strong: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Sole: We got a bad one.
Preston: How bad?
Courier 6: Why are you like this?
Benny: Like what? Charming? Devastatingly beautiful? Genius? You’ll have to be more specific.
Courier 6: An asshole.
SoleSu: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?
Gage: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
Arcade: ….This isn’t going to end well, is it?
Courier 6: Most likely not, no.
Deacon: every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep
Arcade: Please, don’t do anything overly dramatic and stupid
Courier 6: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature
SoleSu: what the fu-
SoleSu: I feel like I can’t swear in front of you. Do you swear?
SoleSu: Can you say a swear word please?
SoleSu: Thank you.
SoleSu: I need advice
Deacon: *eating raw cookie dough for breakfast*
Deacon: You came to the right place
Courier 6: you’re obsessed with yourself
Benny Gecko: and you’re not? Sad. Tragic.
Hancock: Dehydration induced psychosis isn’t nearly as fun as the name would suggest. However, that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun.
Mr. House: Okay, yes, I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly handsome and I think that makes up for it, honestly.