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Kagami: you know, my mom went on small world at Disney and apparently the song plays 27 times!

Adrien: she counted!?!?

Chloe: Well, what else is she gonna do?

Kagami:

#im frickin dying rn #my sister said this and it was unexpectadly brutal #twas not supposed to be savage #just facts lol #was not referencing blind but here we are 😂 #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #source: my life #chloe bougouis #kagami tsurugi #tomoe tsurugi

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*looking at a makeup product*

Adrien: apply directly to the EYE!!?!

Marinette:

Adrien: Oh, area... they should really put those on the same line.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

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Adrien: I don't think I ever asked. What's Alix short for?

Alix: Actually, it’s—

Kim: Because she's got little legs.

Classy 😂

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #alix #le chien kim #lol

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*alya and mari talking while both sick*

Adrien: Wow Mari! That's a great American southern accent!

Marinette: Huh?

Adrien: When yall were just talking?

Alya, with voice cracks: Sunshine, we're sick, not southerners.

#my voice is CRACKIN #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #alya cesire

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Alya: Nino, MOVE!

Nino: Make me!

Alya: I am! That's why I'm yelling! I don't yell at you for nothing!

Nino: Ummm...

Alya: Yeah, you're right.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #source: my life #alya cesire #alya x nino #nino laffine

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Marinette: Hey, remember when I just dropped by your house cause I thought you were dead?

Adrien: Yeah and I was just playing video games a died?

Marinette, sarcastically: Oh, I'm sorry I made you die in your game, I just thought you were actually dead! My bad.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

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*watching tv*

Adrien: Wow! I didn't realize soccer was so cut-throat!

Marinette: First off, soccer is brutal. Second, we're watching rugby.

Adrien:

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

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Adrien: Let's do the word of the day!

Marinette: Ok!

Adrien: today's is frisson.

Marinette: huh?

Adrien: Spelled F-R-I-S-S-O-N.

Marinette: Ok........

Adrien: You can try it in a sentence if defining is too hard?

Marinette: Ok! I'm outside and I'm frisson!

Adrien:

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

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Lila: I can speak fluent Spanish!

Class: Wow! Can you show us?

Lila: *absolutely butchers a Spanish song*

Class: Wow! That was amazing!

Adrien, under his breath: Well, she's fluent in something...

Marinette, under her breath: Yeah, insanity.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #lila rossi #akuma class #my sister like to “speak” french

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*after getting Asian food*

Marinette: Let's open our fortune cookies!

Adrien: Ok! Mine is "an optimist is the personification of spring". Awww, that's kinda sweet! What's yours?

Marinette: Mine says.... What?!

Adrien: ???

Marinette: Its says "an honest person will often appear dumb".....

Adrien: Well, it is just a fortune coo....

Marinette: I just got called dumb by a fortune cookie!?

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life #my mom got a slightly mean fortune cookie lol #mine was kinda wierd but nice i guess? #i mean #she did seem kinda dumb with the lila stuff so...

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Alya, Marinette, chat noir. Tell me I'm wrong

Iko: What is love?

Cress: I unfollowed some meme pages so Thorne could send me some memes I hadn't seen before.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #alya cesaire #marinete dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir

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Alya: Dang, did yall hear about Ed Sherans possible plagiarism?

Nino: Yeah, it's dumb! People have just got to accept that everything sounds the same these days!

Adrien: Well, you didn't get over *mimics frozen*

🎶Ahhhhhhhhhhh-aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh🎶 for mont....

Nino: STACY'S MOM IS DIFFERENT!!! ITS SACRED!!!!

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #alya cesire #source: my life #nino laffine #my sister is a music person lol

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*alya leaves for litterally 2 minutes*

Alya: HEYYYyyyyy...Woah.

Marinette: He's depressed.

Alya, to mari: You're depressed?

Marinette: No, well yeah, but no, nino.

#im fiiiinnnnneeeeee #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #alya cesire #source: my life #nino laffine

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*a sign that clearly says party city*

Chat noir: Wow! A park city in Paris!

Ladybug: Um, that says Party city...

Chat noir *tutting*: oh milady, you are the silliest of geese!

Ladybug: ?

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #chat noir #source: my life #ladybug #oh you silly silly goose

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Tikki: Ok, I know you're not supposed to take zodiac signs too serious....

Plagg *sarcastically*: Oh sugarcube, you know I take them so seriously. I'm supposed to be hit by a bus today.

Tikki:

Plagg: Watch. Out.

Tikki: Well, maybe the bus is ME!

Plagg: nO

Tikki: Maybe it's a bus of affection!

Plagg: That's the worst kind.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #tikki #plagg #me and my sister #source: my life #I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! #🥰 #AFFECTION EXPLOSION!!!!

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Marinette: I wonder how bad water boarding is...

Chat noir: It's not the best...

Marinette: Excuse me!?

Chat noir: What? It was an accident! I was trying to do a spa treatment, thought it would be smart to add warm flowing water and yep.

Marinette:

*a few minutes later*

Marinette: I wonder if everyone gasps for air...

Chat noir: I did. Like, I don't think I would have if I hadn't expected it but...

Marinette: You need help.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #source: my life #well #im an idiot #i thought i was smart ok!?