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jada pinkett smith talks a lot of mess about will and his movies like her two most memorable films dont involve her being the first to die and the other is a fucking talking hippo

#jada pinkett smith #will smith #madagascar #scream 2

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stranger things 5 but it’s just jonathan discreetly hiding a gun every time mike turns to look at him

#stranger things #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #will byres #will byers #eleven #jane hopper #max mayfield #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #argyle

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Juice: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Chibs: No, I distinctly said “Juice, don’t lick the swing set.” You said “Don’t tell me what to do.” And then you licked the swing set.

#sons of anarchy #soa #jax teller #chibs telford #tig trager #juice ortiz #clay morrow #bobby elvis #bobby munson #happy lowman #opie winston #piney winston #sons of anarchy shitpost #tara knowles #gemma teller #wendy case

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Tig: Yeah, he asked me if he could have Juice for a fiver and I told him no fucking way

Jax: What? When did that happen.

Tig: Like five minutes ago, is Subway still having that five dollar foot long deal going?

#sons of anarchy #soa #samcro #redwood original #jax teller #tig trager #juice ortiz #opie winston #clay morrow #gemma teller #tara knowles #bobby elvis #bobby munson #piney winston #happy lowman #chibs telford #funny #shitpost #sons of anarchy shitpost

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idk but i think it was mutt that robbed rose apothecary

#schitts creek #daniel levy #david rose #stevie budd #alexis rose #johnny rose #moira rose #mutt schitt #ted mullens #roland schitt #jocelyn schitt

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harry sobbing through his best man speech at the romione wedding and yelling at hermione for stealing his wheezy. ron consoles him and hermione’s downing five wine glasses

#tumblr #harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #ginny weasley #draco malfoy #luna lovegood #dean thomas #seamus finnigan #neville longbottom #romione #hinny #drarry #rarry #rorry? #rorry #ron and harry #brotp #funny #wedding #best man speech

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Edward and Emmett sleeping in the same room for the first time

Edward: Hey, you awake?

Emmett: Yeah

Edward: I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad.

Emmett: Well, that’s fine! ‘Cause guess what? I hate you, too. And this house sucks ass

Edward: Well the only reason you’re living here is because Rosalie finds you really hot and decided she wants to bang you. Me and my dad said we’d deal with the dumbass in the mean time

Emmett: Who’s the dumbass?

Edward: You

Emmett: HEY, YOU DON’T SAY THAT!

Edward: Shh! You’re gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded!

Emmett: Just shut up!

Edward: You and Rosalie are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors

Emmett: You’re not a doctor...you’re a pale white curly headed fuck

Edward: Oh, yeah?

Emmett: Yeah

Edward: I’m a curly headed fuck

Emmett: You better not go to sleep because as soon as you close your eyes I’m gonna punch you square in the face

Edward: I hope you stay still when you sleep because I’m gonna put a rat trap between your legs

Emmett: I’m gonna fill a pillow case full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you

Edward: I want you out of my fucking house

Emmett: No way...this is my house now

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME TO EAT SOAP AS A BEDTIME SNACK I DONT UNDE

#ads #soap #bath and body works #bed bath and beyond #anything bath related #aesthetic #eating #food #tumblr #tumblr ads #why #is there a god

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The only reunion between Daryl and Connie I can see is her just suddenly appearing and him watching her, transfixed for a moment. It takes Kelly, Yumiko, Magna, and Luke to run up and pull her in a tight hug to run over and gather her up in his arms. He won’t say anything. He doesn’t need to. 🥰

#the walking dead #carl grimes #daryl dixon #rick grimes #twd #donnie #twd connie #connie #twd donnie

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reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for 

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Rule #1 in The Walking Dead: If Michonne or Daryl do not trust someone or the situation, they’re probably right

#the walking dead #carl grimes #daryl dixon #rick grimes #twd #michonne #carol peletier #lori grimes #rosita espinosa #abraham ford #sasha williams #hershel greene #beth greene #glenn rhee #shane walsh

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“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

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