mischief-and-misanthropy

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#meme #christmas meme #holiday meme #dark #dark humor #elves

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My husband walked out on me after 12 years for the hostess at his restaurant. How was your pandemic?

#marriage #betrayal #spousal treachery #cheating husband #middle ages cliche #mid life crisis #writing #writblr #the perils of being a stay at home mom #SAHM #nightmare #separation #divorce #infidelity #blog #liar #homewrecked #broken family #grief #loss #trauma #heartbreak #gaslighting

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Day whatever of the lockdown has me feeling the same.

#meme #comic #funny #humor #dark #the oatmeal #isolation #quarantine #pandemic #introvert's paradise #misanthropy

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This was me trying to buy a loaf of bread yesterday.

#meme #gif #funny #humor #covid19 #coronavirus #panic #grocery #apocalyptic shopping spree

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Or just give them the finger, depending.

#meme #funny #humor #dark meme #twitter #plague #covid_19 #pandemic #writblr #writers #JAne Austen #2020 is going great so far

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Y’all can keep your catchy hand washing songs. 

#meme #dark meme #funny #humor #plague #wash your hands to budding madness #macbeth #shakespeare #writblr #plague times are gonna clear up #put on a happy face

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I’ve done a surprising amount of these and nothing worked so well as eating a potato.

#meme #dark meme #lol #humor #funny #misanthropy #mental health #mental health meme #anxiety #depression #EAT A POTATO

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Marking myself as safe from Mardi Gras 2020. 

#mardi gras #fat tuesday #mardi gras 2020 #cursed #wtf #wtf NOLA #this is shameful #one of the bodies is partially visible from the street #ffs #hard rock #french quarter #bad mojo #spirits #angry ghosts #New Orleans #NOLA

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#meme #dark meme #funny #lol #humor #cats #vampire #vampire cats #cute #twitter

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Lol- he’s such a tummy cat. Anyone one else have a cat that sleeps like they’re people?   

#cat #cats of the internet #cats of tumblr #tabby #furkids #furbaby #my son #the world is burning #enjoy something nice #tummy cat #caterday #peaceful #happy #mood board

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I’d be so proud.

#meme #dark meme #funny #lol #humor #parenting #kids #momblr #mumblr #school #homework

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For the shippers!

#meme #dark meme #funny #humor #lol #marvel #disney #Loki #thor #tom hiddleston #captain america #ships that will not sink #twitter

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Always remember!

#meme #dark meme #lol #funny #humor #misanthrope #depressive #reality tho #some days you just exist #nothing more

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“My arms are numb by float number 5. My misanthropic nature obviously doesn't make me tolerant of large crowds and that drink I had to buy to use the bathroom wasn't alcoholic because I'm driving and I have to keep track of both children.”

Mardi Gras with kids is a whole other beast.

#blog #New Orleans #Mardi Gras #NOLA #kids #NOLA family #momblr #mumblr #local #chaos #sober #misanthropy #anxiety #parade #pro tips #the actual Party City #magical

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That meme triangle would probably  be a lot bigger for me, but yeah.

#meme #dark meme #funny #humor #lol #social anxiety #socially awkward #misanthrope #recluse #who needs friends #when there are actual cats in the world #cats

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A few days late, but just the same.

#meme #funny #humor #lol #mercury #mercury retrograde #freddie mercury #queen #astrology #stars

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Pfft- moms aren’t allowed to get sick.

#meme #funny #humor #lol #parenting #kids #momblr #mumblr #plague #germs #sick days #twitter #motherhood