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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · an hour ago
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Sirius had the place looking like a salon
Prepping James for his first date with Lily
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 3 hours ago
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Ted can’t win tbh
Ted: To be honest I’m not worried about your sisters hurting me. I’m more concerned about Sirius. He scares me.
Andromeda: I suppose he can be a bit much at times-
Sirius: *hearing his name and walking over* Hey-
Ted: *pointing to Andromeda* We did not do anything. In fact I find her absolutely repulsive
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 22 hours ago
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Ted: To be honest I’m not worried about your sisters hurting me. I’m more concerned about Sirius. He scares me.
Andromeda: I suppose he can be a bit much at times-
Sirius: *hearing his name and walking over* Hey-
Ted: *pointing to Andromeda* We did not do anything. In fact I find her absolutely repulsive
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James: You know what Evans then don’t speak to me. Don’t be with me. Clearly you want nothing to do with me
Lily: You’re twisting my words James
Sirius: *under invisibility cloak* you can’t tell but I’m mooning you guys right now to break the tension
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Sirius: *holding newborn Harry* How beautiful. How absolutely amazing. A piece of you [looking at James] and a piece of you [looking at Lily]come together and-
Lily: We understand how it happened Sirius. We were there
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Walburga: Listen boys while I’m gone don’t you dare touch the trifle
Sirius: *raising his eyebrows* trust me I wouldn’t dream of it
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*Family Dinner*
Bellatrix: I think I’m doing quite well for myself
*several eyebrow raises*
Bellatrix: Well. Better than some people *looking at Andromeda*
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Sirius:*showing Remus different dueling techniques*
Now let me take you from behind-
Remus: Let you what?!
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Sirius: Who would win in a fight? James or Peter?
James:That would never happen
Peter: Why? Because we’re friends?
James: Because I would kick your a$$
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Okay I’m adding on to it. So Sirius gets injured and Remus is suddenly like oh no let me wrap it with my shirt so it stops bleeding and then
*rock music plays as Remus peels off his knitted sweater in slow motion and flips his hair *
Sirius:
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If there’s ever a marauders movie I want a scene where Remus takes off his shirt in slow mo and with rock music playing in the background and Sirius is just there drooling over him
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If there’s ever a marauders movie I want a scene where Remus takes off his shirt in slow mo and with rock music playing in the background and Sirius is just there drooling over him
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Andromeda: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.
Lily: *looks at Sirius and Remus*
Lily: Is it 'sexual tension'?
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Sirius: *threatening Ted* You dare hurt my cousin, you dare do anything to make her upset and I destroy you
Andromeda: *breaks Ted’s heart*
Sirius: YASS B$TCH SLAYYY
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Regulus: You exchanged the gift I got you?
Narcissa: Yes. Wouldn’t you rather have me get something I enjoy?
Regulus: Alright well what did you get?
Narcissa: *matter of factly* credit
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Walburga: *dropping a roll at family dinner*
Orion: *going to pick it up for her*
Walburga: *also reaching down to pick it up*
Orion: Are..are we about to kiss right now?
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Remus: Alright I’m done packing for the trip *picking up a tote bag*
Sirius: That’s all you’re taking? Just that bag?!
Remus: Yup. I’m a minimalist Sirius. I don’t need much
Sirius: So do you have room for my hair masks and straightener?
Remus: *sighing*
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