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you may think your only options are

but in fact you can

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have you ever considered just moving on?

hell no bitch!!!!!

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#drive #can’t cook for shit but I’m working on it 😭

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The bean jar

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If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

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lamest goddamn teaser of all time in the context of what game it's for. You mean they said all that for Persona 5?

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I am in tears at this lmaooo

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one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

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Happy

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.