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misfitsmenagerie · 3 years

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Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord

#tbh rping on discord is SO much easier for me #and im more on there than anywhere else #please rp with me on discord

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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Random sentence starters from the most recent episode of Worst Bakers of America

“Can I just go home now?” “I need you to choke him.” “I think it’s fondue.” “I have no idea, I’m so lost.” “Oy vey, this is horrible.” “Mazel tov, you’re married.” “Unfortunately you’re marrying the elephant man.” “Her booty is showing.” “Her head is extraordinarily much larger than his.” “She had an allergic reaction.” “I don’t what it is.” “He’s dead!” “I actually look like a person.” “What is this freakish nightmare?” “They broke the mold.” “Brownies at a wedding? Really? Classy.” “I know how to eat brownies and that’s all I know.” “Can’t we just look at it?” “I like this one.” “Let’s make some brownies people!” “The secret weapon!” “Let’s make some magic!” “This is a good stress reliever.” “I’m going to take you down.” “You can do this.” “I am truly not worthy.” “We’re gonna have peanut butter!” “I don’t usually cuss but…” “Sugar. Honey. Iced. Tea.” “You just dumped it in there.” “It’s going down.” “Incredible.” “It’s gonna…pop.” “I hate the pastry bag and I hope it dies.” “They should really teach this in college.” “There’s a thing that you have to stick your hand up through. You have to focus like all of the of the cosmos are aligning through the heavens and the stars like a laser.” “This is unconventional, what I do.” “You said you wanted gooey.” “Look at me. Do I look like I can do anything elegant? No.” “Move!” “There she goes!” “Stop!” “You’re gonna be blown away.” “I’m not hugely convinced.” “Hmm, that’s weird.” “Come on, miss thing.” “Wooow.” “It’s a bit messy.” “These are, like, nuclear.” “You’re killing me.” “That was amazing.” “I was really zesting it up.” “Oh, no.” “I won something.” “Go big or go home.” “I’m gonna summon the delicates.” “Do you wanna see a disaster? You’re gonna get one.”

#memes #dmdndndnd i remember i made this one night at like 1am watching worst bakers of america #iconic of me i think

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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It is four am and listened to an aizawa audio from yy and I was just like

Oh

Oh no

No thank you

Djdjdjdjdjjd

#love him #would 100% fuck him if he was real despite being a lesbian #but i think it's just....the script used?? makes me cringe a tad #ooc #nsfw #?

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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Blow up my inbox.

#(specify muse)#(tbh these are the only things i can really muster up the motivation for??)#(like i want to write but i really cant write anything big)

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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IF YOU END UP SHIPPING WITH ME, I WILL-

✔ Ruin you :’)

✔ Spam you with random ic asks (that you never have to actually answer so dw)

✔ Always send you memes (again you don’t have to answer every one of them!)

✔ Spaz at you incoherently

✔ Throw headcanons and scenarios at you at random times

✔ Probably ask for a bunch of AUs

✔ Always be open for more threads

✔ Cry with you whenever anything happens with our muses.

✔ Tag you in posts that remind me of the ship

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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Questions for the Mun!

What made you decide to roleplay this muse?

Do you roleplay other muses?

Are there other characters you’re interested in rping or wish to?

What made you decide on your URL name?

What made you decide on your blog title?

Other characters/muns you’re interested in roleplaying with?

Do you overthink your tag descriptions or keep it simple?

Text format or nah? What’s your opinion on that?

Favorite three icons of your muse.

How do you feel about the interpretation of your character vs the fandom?

What’s a thread you’d like to do in the near future?

Do you have fun RPing?

Three of your favorite threads.

Would you get along with your muse?

What’s an M!A that would be fun to try out?

What’s the relationship status of your muse? Single? Taken?

Are you selective?

Your muse’s theme song.

What’s your opinion on blog themes? How do you feel about your own?

What’s something that would make you unfollow a mutual?

Three big no-nos to do or say to your muse. (their ‘berserk button’)

Three interesting little tidbits or facts of your muse.

Where are you typing right now and where do you usually type?

Send ✍ for the mun to take a crack at imitating your muse. Can be a small silly reply or a more in-depth take. ( Add + plus a scenario or who they’re talking to if you’d like to be more specific)

Send ☝ for the mun to give a word to your character on the muse’s behalf. Any advice? A secret the the muse is hiding? Do tell.

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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☞☞ quotes i found on pinterest sentence starters pt. one ☜☜

“ i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife. ”

“ i’m fine, i’ve had worse. ”

“ death too must be earned. ”

“ how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ? ”

“ am i a bad person ? ”

“ family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for. ”

“ are you flirting or starting a fight ? ”

“ i’ll survive, somehow i always do. ”

“ um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection. ”

“ tell me; would you kill to save a life ? ”

“ i am someone who did not die when they should of. ”

“ i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger. ”

“ you can’t protect everyone ! ”

“ i have to try. ”

“ turn the pain into power. ”

“ what doesn’t kill me better run. ”

“ are monster born or created ? ”

“ chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall. ”

“ if he puts his hands on you, cut them off. ”

“ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ”

“ don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that. ”

“ the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. ”

“ something had made your eyes go cold. ”

“ you haven’t even seen my bad side yet. ”

“ everybody knows that i’m a mess. ”

“ i’m sorry i let you down. ”

“ well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid. ”

“ you are not your father. ”

“ even on your bad days, be kind. ”

“ you don’t want me and i need to accept that. ”

“ stay gentle. everyone is at war. ”

“ the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths. ”

“ i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ? ”

“ always be a little kinder than necessary. ”

“ kind words cost nothing. ”

“ i am being perfectly fucking civil. ”

“ we’ll never be those kids again. ”

“ i’m the original family disappointment. ”

“ if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will. ”

“ if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. ”

“ you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here. ”

“ guess you’ll just have to fight me. ”

“ i never asked to be like this. ”

“ wow. you’re a dick. ”

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”

“Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”

“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”

“Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.”

“Totally righteous, bro!”

“The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”

“Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”

“Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”

“You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”

“Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”

“I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”

“I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”

“Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”

“Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”

“And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”

“What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”

“I smell…emotional issues.”

“YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”

“You’ve become your father.”

“The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”

“Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”

“Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”

“Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”

“Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”

“IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”

“Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

“Haha, pain is hilarious!”

“Deer teeth, for you, kid!”

“GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”

“Help! The nachos tricked me!”

“I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”

“Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”

“They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”

“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“

“Today I learned morality is relative.”

“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”

“HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “

“My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”

“It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”

“I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”

“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”

“Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”

“Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”

“You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”

“Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”

“I’m legalizing everything!”

“Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”

“I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”

“This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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THINGS SAID AT WORK PT. 1 feel free to change/add where necessary

❝ you dont know me that well, lets keep it that way. ❞ ❝ boomer remover. ❞ ❝ boomer doomer. ❞ ❝ well they gotta pay for their sins somehow. ❞ ❝ the doctors tell me ❛ it will kill you ❜, but then they die first, so whos right now? ❞ ❝ its not an emergency but – ive just been shot. ❞ ❝ — again. ❞ ❝ i dont want her to know. ❞ ❝ youre so ungrateful. ❞ ❝ i mean, i know i am but – ❞ ❝ thank. ❞ ❝ youre welc. ❞ ❝ im not your trash. ❞ ❝ okay maybe i am. ❞ ❝ im having bacon withdrawals. ❞ ❝ little snackcake. ❞ ❝ i havent quacked in years. ❞

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time … sentence starters

“Oh, you pressed it.“

“Such a noble prince!”

“Don’t press your luck.“

“Such a gentle princess!“

“Who said you were a beauty?“

“I wasn’t born in a palace like you!“

“Give me the strength not to kill her.“

“How did you know I would press it?“

“Well, I believe we make our own destiny.”

“If we don’t stop him, our world could end.“

“Oh, a pleasure to meet you too, princess.“

“A moment ago, you died before my eyes.“

“You have an unfortunate lack of curiosity.“

“It will never be you. You will never be king.“

“If you’re going to kill me, best you do it now.“

“I’d trade in my own mother for that kind of gold!“

“You really enjoy telling me what to do, don’t you?“

“That was my sacred calling, that was my destiny.“

“Protect the dagger, no matter the consequences.”

“That’s a short time for a man to change so much.“

“It sounds as if you’ve discovered something here.“

“Only because you are so good at following orders.“

“We both know (name) was many things, but not a coward!”

“Don’t make the mistake of thinking you know me, princess.“

“How can I trust the man who breached the walls of my city?“

“There must be a reason why you can’t take your eyes off me.“

“You don’t have the heart. You will die in the shadow of a great man.“

“What you’re looking at… is the walk of a man who just lost everything.”

“Then God have mercy on the traitor, for he chose the path of the coward.“

“All the pain in the world will not help you find something that does not exist.”

“Must feel wonderful winning such a claim for destroying such an innocent city.“

“Well, I’m starting to think I’m no longer the same man who breached those walls.“

“I don’t know, he found me. He took me in, he gave me a family, he gave me home.”

“You know you really walk like one, head held high, chest out, long stomping strides.“

“How taken you were with my fainting act, eagerly leaping to assist the fallen beauty!“

“No doubt it comes from being told since birth the world was yours, and actually believing it.”

“And allow me to offer, that if punishing the enemies of my king’s a crime, then it’s one I’ll gladly repeat.“

“If you can manage it, I suggest a hint of humility before you’re presented to the king. For your own good.“

“Oh, I hardly think we know each other well enough for that, princess, but I look forward to the day that we do.“

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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❀ Things I’ve said to my pets

S e n t e n c e s t a r t e r e d i t i o n

“I know, life is so unfair, isn’t it?” “I know baby, life is so hard for you.” “You just want attention, don’t you?” “I’m a little busy right now, my love.” “Okay pretty lady, I see you.” “Why do you have to be so loud?” “You’re just a chatterbox, aren’t you?” “What? Why are you looking at me like that?” “What do you want now?” “Hey!… Hey!!… Stop that.” “You’re just the sweetest thing!!” “I love you so much.” “Thank you, I needed that.” “Why are you so cute? This isn’t fair.” “No, you can’t make me do tha– okay FINE!” “You’re giving me that look like it’s gonna change my mind.” “Okay you’ve changed my mind.” “You have the biggest and most prettiest eyes, did you know that?” “You’re so spoiled and it’s all my fault.” “You look so happy to see me!” “Don’t get too excited now.” “What? Why are you yelling at me?” “Are you hungry?” “Come here, my love, it’s okay.” “It’s just thunder, don’t be afraid. I’m right here.” “You’re heavier than I remember.” “Your hair is so soft!”

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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injury/hurt prompts bc reasons

feel free to specify who is receiving the actions [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other [ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint [ alone ] for one muse to find the other trying to treat themselves [ drugged ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re delirious [ bullet ] for one muse to help the other after they get shot [ lacerate ] for one muse to get stabbed while protecting/working with the other [ broken ] for one muse to have broken a bone(s) [ scream ] for one muse to wake up because the other is having a nightmare [ comfort ] for one muse to stay the night with the other after a hard day [ wake ] for one muse to wake up to the other at the side of their hospital bed [ sleep ] for one muse to sit by while the other is unconscious in a hospital [ nurse ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick [ appear ] for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured

“ just let me help you. ” “ shut the fuck up and sit down. you’re bleeding. ” “ it’s fine— nothing i haven’t dealt with before. ” “ hey, you can talk to me. ” “ shh- lie back. you’re safe now. ” “ you need to stay still. ” “ how the hell did this happen? ” “ are you sure you’re okay? ” “ that isn’t ‘just a scratch’. ” “ stop being such a baby and let me finish cleaning you up. ” “ i need you to stay awake for me okay? keep your eyes open. ” “ if you die on me i’ll bring you back to life and kill you myself. ” “ for once in your goddamn life, let me take care of you before you make it worse. ” “ you’re hurt because of me. the least i can do is fix it. ” “ i’ll be okay. i promise. ” “ a little help? ” “ i just need a few stitches and i can’t exactly reach. ” “ i’m fine, i just need a moment. ” “ no hospitals. ” “ you need a fucking doctor. ” “ you need to slow down. ” “ you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground. ” “ you have to sleep eventually. ” “ stop fussing, i’ll be fine. ” “ shit, okay fuck that actually really fucking hurts. ” “ i’m scared. ” “ i feel so cold. ” “ i can’t feel my legs. ” “ i don’t…i don’t wanna go yet. ” “ what the fuck happened to you? ” “ who the fuck did this? ” “ you’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me. ” “ fucking hell. ” “ i need help. please. ” “ i swear to god i’ll kill whatever bastard did this. ” “ if i die, i’m gonna haunt your ass. ” “ it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out. ”

#memes

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misfitsmenagerie · 4 years

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