WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --ACK! pthuw pliff Damn seagulls!

Cover by Alex Schomberg  --  1953

“I’m leaving you! Don’t try to stop me! . . . I’ve made up my mind.

Did you say something? Well I hope not. I’m going now, paint me gone.

. . . . . . Did you . . . hello . . . are you there?   ***sigh***

Vogue   February 1, 1947

American Home   April 1953

American Home   April 1953

Family Circle   May 1958

To portray your product more accurately you’re going to need two apples.

Charm, the Magazine For Women That Work   October 1957

So Sampson is “the hardest working helper in the home” is it? Well thanks Mom, I was getting a modicum of self-esteem. Don’t have to worry about that now.

American Home   April 1953

Swedish Shower Ice Cream

Finnar: The Fly Catching After Shave

Now you to can smell like the 27th president of the United States

Femina (Swedish woman's magazine)   May, 7th 1959

We’ve struck gold! More like struck out! (The giant chicken wire back splash is a little much)

The Practical Encyclopedia of Good Decorating and Home Improvement  Volume 1 A-Amb   1971

“Oh oh, baby do stinky!”

Woman's Day   March 1953

This outfit is called “The Green Strangler”

Vogue   February 1, 1947

From the photo album of my great uncle Lawrence Krettler's travels in the US Navy aboard the USS Altair 1923 - 1933 total mileage 85,020

For those who wouldn’t be seen dead with “gay” colors in their home we have:

Floating Corpse Blue

Plague Black

Gray Matter Gray

Earwax Gold

Hangman’s Purple

Anemia White

Marjorie Taylor Gangrene

Woman's Day   March 1953

Cover by Arnold Kohn  --  1950

#s140, 233, 252, 253, 255, 258, 260, 268, 277, & 19 others I never heard of, 4 of them in bold type.

Photoplay   April 1960

Wednesday Addam’s had a short modelling career.

(Don’t look at that suspicious bulge in her lap. Don’t look at that suspicious bulge in her lap. Dammit I’m feeling all oogie inside for some reason)

Vogue   February 1, 1947

Fishing for the the elusive RuPollock .

1960

Thank you for shopping with us today Nurse Ratchet.”

Good Housekeeping   February 1943

As Basil Falty would say “SsssaaPPpoooOOoonnNNnnthppp!”

Femina (Swedish woman's magazine)   May, 7th 1959

That gives her 30 more minutes every day to cinch her belt tighter and tighter until she achieves the perfect waistline of zero inches.

American Home   April 1953