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"She's near the edge . . . yes, coals are still fiery hot . . . She's tottering . . . and . . . she walks away. Well thank goodness, that's one mess I didn't want to clean up."
The Saturday Evening Post - October 11th 1958
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“For Men Who Really Know Pipes”, if you know what I mean.
Popular Science January - 1946
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Attack of the Man Eating Plums!
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She really shouldn't be handling a knife so soon after her morning reefer. "Pie is a funny word. Piiee piiiieeeeeee."
Sperry Flour Co.: Cook Book - 4th Revised Edition Containing Recipes by Expert Chefs - c.1920 recipe pamphlet
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There ain’t nothin’ like a heapin’ plate of baked beans and powdered donuts.
Betty Crocker’s Picture Cook Book - 1956
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One hand should really be enough.
Bewitched: Are You a Witch!? - Dell 12-068-506 - April-June 1965
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Aah! I'm blind!
A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #551
Cover by Ed Emshwiller
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Tippy thinks "Who the fuck eats bacon with a fork? Somebody who left their brand new baseball glove on the floor, that's who. Mmm chewy."
Parents Magazine - 1945
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Wholesale Prices of the Frank Blake Webster Company Catalogue for 1901 - "Dealers in everything required by naturalists."
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Many years ago when I worked in retail we had a regular customer, an older woman who would come into the store literally dripping with Lysol. Dripping from her hair, and covering her clothes like she just came in from a Lysol storm. You knew she was in the store from the smell.
Parents Magazine - 1945
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"I don't understand people who go through so much work and expense just to make food look pretty", said the man who just recently ate a microwave burrito off a paper towel for dinner.
Betty Crocker New Dinner for Two Cook Book - Illustrated by Margaret Fleming & Jean Simpson - 1964
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The Units of Dextrose was the name of my metal ska/klezmer fusion band in the '90s.
Parents Magazine - May 1944
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It looks like you've tracked in a little stool on your shoe.
Woman’s Day Kitting Book Number 6 - 1967
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Flannel: For those who are cold. All. The. Damn. Time!
Montgomery Wards catalog - Fall and Winter 1953-1954
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You obviously will because they made these for only one year.
(My car in a nail magnet, I can't go six months without having to have a nail pulled like some bum tooth)
1969
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Things have really changed, the spark plugs in my car are the ones it had when it was built in 1996.
Popular Science - March 1951
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So, you chose the alligator as your company’s mascot? A  creature who spends the majority of its life soaked to the bone?
Sunset The Magazine of Western Living - October 1944
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