Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this
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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
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vintage 2020 right here
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you know what? fuck you. *unspecials your interest*
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Bundled up in their mittens and coats and the cider would flow, and I just want to be there tonight
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two types of people
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I think Rick Riordan's next move is making a series about Catholicism. This kid realizes he's Jesus reborn and has to save the world
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The way we’re all gonna buy her re-recorded albums even though we own the old ones
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especially when immigrant families go to visit their families and home and rich people only go to the hot spots only enjoying and having to see the best parts of the country
immigrants and children of immigrants visiting their home countries don’t deserve to be lumped in with rich people who take international vacations
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Hurricane Eta in Honduras
Go Fund me link for international donations:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHN7OwkArxF/?igshid=vd1sg96jy87w
This one too!
https://www.gofundme.com/f/kzput-help-for-honduras?utm_source=instagram&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=social
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