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Those questions that are like "is it cheating? ๐ค is it cheating in a box? Is it cheating wearing socks?" get me cause it really makes it clear how a lot of people just aren't communicating their personal boundaries & betting on some universal truth of what's right and wrong. And then like 90% of people acting like that are deeply insecure so you end up with those people who are like "is it morally okay if you even fucking look at another person or should I kill them"
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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.
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your man thinks onions should be incarcerated for 5-10 years
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anyway. onto better things
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Scirts
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so many people seem to be convinced that relationships are determined by outside factors rather than by the people in the relationship. "If you do xyz then your relationship is romantic", "if you don't do xyz your relationship is friendship" like I'm sorry that society convinced you that you have no say in what shapes a relationship but you can actually do whatever you and the people in your life agree upon. Be free.
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this email couldโve been a fight to the death
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oh! oh! JAIL FOR MR DEKARIOS! JAIL FOR MR DEKARIOS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!
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"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident
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