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parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

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Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

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incorrect 911 quotes part idk

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Anyone know wtf this nightmare icon for tumblr is all about? Thanks I hate it.

#tumblr

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I can't believe this is a real movie that was filmed, edited, produced and released by 20th Century Studios

"What are you doing here, Geek-O?"

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

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I can’t handle this 🥺

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

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FRINGE 3x15 | 1x16 : Peter and Olivia parallels (∞)

I read that déjà vu is fate's way of telling you that you're exactly where you're supposed to be.

Sometimes I wonder if the show does these parallels on purpose or if they happen by fate and I honestly can't decide which is cooler.

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pspsps Chocolate Guy stans

[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the "Chocolate Guy"), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]

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LAURA DERN, JEFF GOLDBLUM and SAM NEIL, Vanity Fair, may 2022