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It’s the end of February, so happy Spring’s Eve / Nevermoorian New Year!

But also it’s a Leap Day, so… Happy Eventide?

Most importantly….. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORRIGAN CROW!!!

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Okay so old statements come mostly from people who know something is wrong so want to report it. These aren’t like that. They’re much more eerie to listen to because the narrators can be describing the most horrifying imagery as if nothing is wrong.

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nevermoor wrapped!

you got exposed by a newspaper 22 times as a wundersmith in one day

you reignited the fireblossoms once

you got hunted by 34560022 shadow and smoke hunters and dogs

you met (a) god!

you gained eight brothers and sisters!

you got kidnapped/adopted by one ginger madman

you got accused of being there illegally 32 times by the same police officer!

you told baz charlton to go fuck himself!

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nevermoor movie musical on my mind forever... what will everyone look like will the songs be good will they advertise the movie as a musical will it bring in new fans who then read the books (thats my greatest wish) what does little crowling sound like will it be popular enough that wundersmith gets adapted will it get cancelled altogether bc secretly theyre adapting it into an animated miniseries

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finished my relisten to tma should I reread nevermoor and kinda just. melt them together

#nevermoor #the magnus archives #jupiter is an avatar of the eye yes #and mog the desolation #also squall gives me helen vibes. hes more similar to elias but also helen lol #lonely cadence #i cant think about anything else

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third one but it was tiktok

hi everyone heres my 2021 predictions. i apologize if these have already/will happen

mother mother releases a new single inspired by the events in homestuck

one of the popular minecraft youtubers that appeared in the past month gets cancelled

people start flocking back to tumblr after discovering weve already gone through the early 2010s discourse. said discourse is now revived on tumblr against everyones wishes

one of the posts from posts-from-a-darker-timeline becomes true

the prospect of a spn spinoff/sequel is entertained

earthpods are revived as a meme again after companies start putting out bedazzled pimped out trailers for rich people to rent out for two weeks while quarantining alone

someone steals a trailer

my mom tells me she loves me

march becomes a little vortex of hell

a popular tv show (is riverdale still going??) uses alpha/beta unironically

live action princess and the frog. i throw a fucking fit

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live laugh lesbian

live laugh leviathan

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is that wilbur soot

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reblogging this every time something in this happens

hi everyone heres my 2021 predictions. i apologize if these have already/will happen

mother mother releases a new single inspired by the events in homestuck

one of the popular minecraft youtubers that appeared in the past month gets cancelled

people start flocking back to tumblr after discovering weve already gone through the early 2010s discourse. said discourse is now revived on tumblr against everyones wishes

one of the posts from posts-from-a-darker-timeline becomes true

the prospect of a spn spinoff/sequel is entertained

earthpods are revived as a meme again after companies start putting out bedazzled pimped out trailers for rich people to rent out for two weeks while quarantining alone

someone steals a trailer

my mom tells me she loves me

march becomes a little vortex of hell

a popular tv show (is riverdale still going??) uses alpha/beta unironically

live action princess and the frog. i throw a fucking fit

#something already happened #guess what #it was number 2. #fuck carson

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jessica townsend: publishes Hollowpox, a book featuring a deadly infection which turns into an epidemic causing a massive lockdown, the main character being quarantined and on edge, entitled citizens leading riots, stories of people illegally crossing the border in hopes of a better life, the unjust and often inhumane treatment of oppressed groups sparking wide-spread protests and social movements, the police force being racist and hated and being used by the government as a weapon against the protestors, and a general feeling of gloom and dread permeating the entire society, leading everyone to think ‘it can’t get any worse than this’ and yet it always does, in the year of our lord 2020

us:

#and she came up with it all BEFORE 2020 #i think mother jess is an oracle

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you didn't mention the dongs

is there a nevermoor discord??? bc i feel the Urge to make one if no

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archthorne canon because I have just realised the tumblr side of the fandom doesn't know about this

so. a few months ago, Jessica did a qna. this was one of the questions.

and when that was sent to the nevermoor discord, everyone went crazy trying to figure out who was beind that black bar. someone did some photo editing and we all just suspected it was arch because he was the only one who fit.

and then. two months later. angels descended from the heavens. that angel was notjustnate. they gave us a message that we still scream about to this day.

tell your parents! tell your siblings! tell that one cousin who is obviously gay! archthornes canon, bitches.

#nevermoor series #wundersmith #hollowpox #nevermoor: the trials of morrigan crow #hawthorne swift #archan tate #oh my fucking god these bitches gay #good for them #also read nevermoor

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lemme find the Thing

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Yay I have permission to talk about whatever I want

So

I’m totally obsessed with nevermoor and I wanted to share some hype about hollowpox (the upcoming book)

There’s new characters that are named in the excerpt and we really ship jupiter and “he’s not an angel, he’s a celestial being” Israfel, and there’s also Hawthorne and Archan who are canonically gay for each other which is great because Jessica confirmed it, and also she fully supports lgbt+ which is also excellent because she’s the awesome author to an awesome book. We also ship Marina Cheery and Roshni Singh because gay bookfighters, and Cadence actively looked for Mog and helped her steal a book آؤ Morridence is also present

But I also wanna know WHY DID CADENCE STEAL A PUPPY WHAT WAS THE POINT WHAT DID SHE DO WITH IT??? DID SHE GIVE IT TO FEN OR EAT IT OR GIVE IT TO MORRIGAN OR WHAT

And basically it’s just

Be Gay Do Crime.

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YES!!!

🌻?

Yay I have permission to talk about whatever I want

So

I’m totally obsessed with nevermoor and I wanted to share some hype about hollowpox (the upcoming book)

There’s new characters that are named in the excerpt and we really ship jupiter and “he’s not an angel, he’s a celestial being” Israfel, and there’s also Hawthorne and Archan who are canonically gay for each other which is great because Jessica confirmed it, and also she fully supports lgbt+ which is also excellent because she’s the awesome author to an awesome book. We also ship Marina Cheery and Roshni Singh because gay bookfighters, and Cadence actively looked for Mog and helped her steal a book آؤ Morridence is also present

But I also wanna know WHY DID CADENCE STEAL A PUPPY WHAT WAS THE POINT WHAT DID SHE DO WITH IT??? DID SHE GIVE IT TO FEN OR EAT IT OR GIVE IT TO MORRIGAN OR WHAT

And basically it’s just

Be Gay Do Crime.

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unit 919, helping morrigan's birthday party preparation in hotel deucalion

francis: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it’s supposed to say “Morrigan’s Birthday!”

lambeth: what does it say instead?

francis: “Morrigan’s Bi”.

lambeth: hey, that could still work.

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I’d be glad to

nevermoor fans: who’s gonna take one for the team and find a uk paperback and take pictures of the book 3 snippet

#I'm australian so I can get the book super early I'd post the whole book if it didn't negatively affect the author

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you ever stop and think about just how fucked up the ending of wundersmith was?

like, even setting aside all the human auction stuff, Morrigan sort of like. indirectly caused the deaths of a few hundred people there. and yeah most of them were bad rich people but still, they were people being drowned and run over and who knows what else. witnessing that has gotta cause some issues, she’s not gonna get over that soon. Morrigan saw somebody she knows make the decision to save her and her friends and it was the last decision of his life. it’s a fucking bloodbath people are screaming and then Israfel goes up and starts to sing, and Morrigan realizes it’s because he knows, they both know it’s too late to save the people in the museum. and the best he can do now is sing for them during their last moments, so they can at least feel that greatest happiness and contentment even while they’re dying. like that shit was dark as fuck who let Jessica Townsend get away with putting that in a children’s book.