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"came back wrong" you could not come back wrong even if you tried. you've changed, beyond recognition, but while my eyes may not know you, my heart still does. i love you.

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#excellent advice no notes

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#David from The Lost Boys #baby Kiefer Sutherland lives rent free in my brain

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

#harrier du bois #once you unlock the homo-sexual underground thought

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the thing about the wenis, you see, is that it’s no mere earworm. Listening to, and even singing it aloud, is no guarantee of exorcising it from your brain.

Clearly the only solution is to dance it out.

(the fact that I’m atop the Space Needle is entirely coincidental and no indication that the wenis is, in fact, an alien conspiracy)

#game changer #dropout #everybody do the wenis #the wenis is a dance #everybody is a genius #who knows it in advance #seriously I have no clue what fuckery Sam is up to this season #but I am down to be a part of it

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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

#mmmmmmm now my mouth is watering #give me your salt #your spicy #fermented pickles yearning to be eat

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Feels weird leaving an ask, like I’m walking up to a sage on a mountain and asking advice but that sage is likely just some guy in his pj’s eating cheese. Anyway any advice for how to be okay with being perceived? It’s hard to not feel like everything I do whilst in someone eyeline is embarrassing

I'm actually eating Pierogi in the bathtub right now so this is perfect

Okay first off, currently working my way out of the wet paper bag that is Social Anxiety that once had me agoraphobic and melting down on my way to buy groceries, just so you know what you're working with

Care about how you dress, but not in like, a fashion way. Just a "I like how I feel in this shirt" sort of way. And not so much, "I look good in these pants so I will wear them to be perceived Correctly", as, "I feel great in these house slippers and when I feel good I'm confident and when I'm confident I give less of a shit what the haters might think". Wear what feels good. Cut your hair and do your face and nails whatever way feels good. Appearance is secondary to vibes.

Lean into the funny. I waited 10 minutes in line for a coffee order that had already been set out for me this morning, and when the barista noticed, we both had a good laugh. Five years ago that would have killed me. Now I'm glad these poor workers will have a funny story over their bland ass shift. When I was in retail that would have been adorable and hilarious! And so, my goofemup is a gift. I am full of blessings

Get louder and watch as nothing bad happens. Take up more space and watch as nobody yells at you. Wear brighter or skimpier or janglier outfits and bask I the glory that is "Nobody gives a shit except the nice strangers who give me compliments". Marvel at how far you can push the envelope before anyone so much as comments on it. This will free you.

Say yes to terrifying opportunities to be Seen. Karaoke, dance, improv. And if you can't do it sincerely, embody a caricature of yourself. It's terrifying and it sucks eternally and forever and ever and ever like hellfire until suddenly it doesn't. Then have fun.

Be honest. Not unkind, but blunt if you need to. "I'm having a bad time". "This kinda sucks for me". "I know you hate this song but you can deal with these last 30 seconds because I need it to live". Mostly people will think it's a joke but respect it anyway. God bless

Please keep in mind that I am flying by the seat of my pants here and this is just stuff that's worked for me. I am still a nervous disaster crying into the void. Good luck space cowboy

#excellent advice #how to human

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happy wenis wednesday to those who celebrate

#dropout #everybody do the wenis

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Can't believe Sam Reich put the wenis curse on me.

This isn't even a regular ear worm, where it stops after I relisten to the song. No, this haunts me. Wenever I think it has finally ended, it starts again. It plays in my head on a cursed, cheerful loop.

#everybody do the wenis

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#100% #idk what fuckery Sam is up to this season #but I’m so on board #game changer

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#how to human

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incest would only be the third most morally outrageous thing sam and dean have done with/for each other

#not wrong #supernatural #sam and dean #wincest

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There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

#good morning

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

#we respect all our fandom elders #whether housewives or career women #reminder that it takes a community to make a fandom #fandom history

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#well put

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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

#italian history #history

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diogenes tries to forget by Mary Karr

#poetry