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[missywrites]

Tyler: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

y/n, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Tyler: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

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[missywrites]

y/n: This date is boring.

Elena: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

y/n: Then why did you invite me?

Elena: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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[missywrites]

Damon: I pissed off y/n so she decided to take out the stitches in all my shirts, they all fall apart when I put them on.

Elena, proud of her best friend: Ha!

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[missywrites]

y/n: Elena fell asleep while I was watching a show so I went to my bedroom to finish watching it and ended up falling asleep.

y/n: Tell me why this bitch woke me up in the dead of night, wrapped up in a blanket, standing at the foot of the bed asking me why I left her alone.

y/n: I almost shat myself.

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[missywrites]

y/n: Between Jeremy, Matt, Tyler, and Damon, who would you punch?

Elena: y/n, I wouldn’t punch any of them.

y/n: Matt?

Elena: Yeah, but I don’t know why.

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[missywrites]

y/n: This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Wednesday: y/n.

y/n: The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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[missywrites]

Wednesday to Ajax: The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.

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y/n: I am straight-up depressed. Xavier's been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

Wednesday: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.

y/n: I know, it's so hot.

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[missywrites]

Enid: Can you keep track of Ajax? I think he’s going to do something stupid and get punched.

y/n: Sure, I love when Ajax gets punched.

Enid: Try again.

y/n, grumbling: I will stop Ajax from getting punched.

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[missywrites]

y/n, whispering: Don't let Wednesday fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Xavier: No way.

Wednesday: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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[missywrites]

Enid: Let's play Never Have I Ever, I'll start. Never have I Ever flashed a bartender to get a free drink.

Xavier:

Wednesday:

Ajax:

y/n: *drinks*

Xavier: You know how the game works, right? You drink if you HAVE done it.

y/n, smirking: Oh, I understand.

Ajax, fist bumps y/n

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[missywrites]

Enid, walking up on Wednesday and Xavier, outside y/n’s dorm 

Enid: What's going on?

Xavier: y/n and Ajax took some bad edibles

Wednesday: And y/n got paranoid and called us

Xavier: Now Ajax is showing y/n his new fish that he keeps in a mason jar.

Wednesday: And y/n brought some lemonade they made. It's also in a mason jar.

Enid: Oh no...

Xavier, grinning: We're taking bets on what happens first. Will Ajax put fish food in the lemonade? Or will y/n-

Enid: AJAX JUST DRANK HIS OWN FISH

Wednesday: What?! No!

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[missywrites]

(After Wednesday, Enid, Tyler, and y/n broke into the Gates mansion.)

y/n: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

y/n, as Sheriff Galpin: What the hell were you guys thinking?

Sheriff Galpin, walking in: What the hell were you guys thinking?

y/n: *gasps* I conjured him.

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[missywrites]

Xavier: You're sick, your temperature is 104

y/n: If I was sick, could I do this?

y/n: *stares intensely at Xavier*

Xavier: ...What are you doing?

y/n: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Xavier: ...No

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[missywrites]

Bianca: Yeah, I support men's rights.

Bianca: Men's rights to shut the fuck up.

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[missywrites]

y/n: Who traumatized you?

Enid: Want a list?

y/n: (hiding a bat behind her back) Yes.

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[missywrites]

Wednesday: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Ajax: Well y/n and I-

y/n, elbows Ajax:

Ajax: ...wouldn't know.

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