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Consider:
“Don’t you think it’s time to say goodbye to those childhood friends of yours?”
“…What friends?”
“Ah. It worked. Well, in that case, nothing to worry about.”
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Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it
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Sashanne oneshot: Sasha in denial, and “Anne the bold”. Enjoy :) ——————————- When Sasha told you that she was dating this wonderful lady she met at the gym, you were overjoyed. Finally, FINALLY she was finding happiness and forgiving herself. She deserved love, you knew that much. So of course, you wanted to meet this new person as soon as possible, and she was, in fact, absolutely wonderful: Her name was Adeline, little bit taller than Sasha, cute redhead with a sunshine of a personality. So full of love! You approved her already, and she adored your friend. Their first date was at Thai Go. You were honored. Sasha requested you to sit with them at least for some minutes, you happily complied. The both of you started retelling childhood stories to Adeline, making her laugh more than once. You were so happy for Sasha. They were made for each other. And still… …There was something strange about it. Don’t get you wrong, you truly loved them to bits and enjoyed passing time with them, but you were pretty sure there were other restaurants out there that Sasha could take her new girlfriend to eat, as to offer variety at least. It has been two months already, and she kept bringing Adeline to Thai Go. Even your mom was looking weirdly at them. Still, money was money for the shop. You’ll be like “Ok, maybe she just wants to promote the shop as much as possible” but the conversations that you overheard while passing their table were, if anything, a point of conflict to your mind. Sasha was always talking about you. How you were so dedicated in life, how your heart was bigger than anything she deserved, how your hair has been looking so nice since trying out that new shampoo… Sweet Adeline, truly the sweetest person you met in this world, listened to Sasha with a genuine smile on her face, looking at you sideways and sending you a warm smile as well. You were SO confused. Third month, and Sasha was asking you to join some “date movie nights” as a third wheel. Excuse you, but if you were dating someone, you’d like to be alone with them at the movies… …Or at the park, or even at Thai Go! The cherry on top ended up happening at the fourth month of this whole awkward dating thing. You asked if she wanted to hang out at your apartment, because it was wednesday and you both had the afternoon to yourselves (no college for you because of some sick teacher, no work for her as it wasn’t her shift hours). You didn’t know she had planned a date with Adeline. “Sasha! You ditched Adeline?!” “Don’t be so dramatic Anne, I told her we’ll go to the park on Saturday” She totally dismissed you, entering the room like it was nothing. “Dude…” This was getting so hard to understand, was this some guilt-trip that Sasha was taking to redeem herself from what happened literally seven years ago? Did she feel the need to be your personal butler or something? “…No, wait, Sasha, she’s your girlfriend!” “And?” “And, I don’t know dude, we could have rescheduled this to Saturday?!” “Did you want to reschedule it?” “No? Ugh, why are you so dense?!” Seriously, you might as well punch her in the face “Sash, a relationship needs compromise…” “That’s exactly what I’m doing, aren’t I?” “You ditched her” “…To be with one of my best friends! Come on Anne” “She’s your girlfriend” “And you’re everything to me, now shut up and bring some popcorn, I’m starving” That sounded almost if she… No, that was impossible. Unless… … She’s such an idiot, you hate her. “Sasha” “Hmm?” “You’re in love with me” The blonde sputtered, tearing her sight apart from your TV, face red as a stop sign. “I mean I knew you were desperate but I’m taken? I thought you knew that much” You hate her, with your whole soul. Of course she will react as cocky as possible. You took a seat on the couch, grabbing one of Sasha’s hands in both of yours. “Sash, I know you since you were five, and if lovesick was a neon sign it would be your face right now” A deadpan look later, Waybright looked at her captured hand in yours. “But that’s impossible, I… I started dating Adeline because I really liked her! She was sweet and caring, lacking the brown locks that’s true, or the strong will to put me in my place when needed, or some beautiful brown eyes that seem made of honey…” She suddetly stopped, looking straight at you. You arched an eyebrow. “You need to be kidding me, how did I not realize that I was in love with you?!” You snorted. “If it helps, I think Adeline found out before I did, if looks are something to go by-” “YOU NEED TO BE KIDDING ME”
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...On a sidenote, I do also believe it would be a jab to the fandom if it happens. THAT'S for sure.
Imagine the irony and hilarity of it all if both Sasha and Marcy's parents turned out to be regular and loving parents like the Boonchuys were. Cause fanworks really do portray the Wus and the Waybrights as abusive assholes a hell of a lot!
Wonder how everyone would react, especially the people that truly believe that theory...
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I would be actually happy if that happens! I wish, y'know? They're good kids who made many wrong desicions, that's true yes, but good parents can help them overcome the wrong doings of the past, just as the Boonchuys helped Anne understand! That would be wholesome.
Imagine the irony and hilarity of it all if both Sasha and Marcy's parents turned out to be regular and loving parents like the Boonchuys were. Cause fanworks really do portray the Wus and the Waybrights as abusive assholes a hell of a lot!
Wonder how everyone would react, especially the people that truly believe that theory...
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Sacrifice AU
Part 2 :) ———————————- Redemption Sucks Ass. It’s been five years since the… Incident. Newtopians made a whole festivity out of it, it was a commemorated day and Sasha was always the star of it, the saviour that stayed. Anne and Marcy, their memories, were treated as the ones who gave their lives for the well being of Amphibia. You hated how they phrased that. Redemption. Sucks. Ass. Olivia looked at you, the way a worried mother would look at a problematic child. You knew that look too well. Marcy should be in your place. Scratch that. No one should be stuck in another dimension with no trash tv. You swear, those royal papers were staring back at you: A Frog needed this, a Toad did that, a Newt started a rebellion against you… How dare he! You were the Rebellion Queen. …Talking about that, where did your anarchy go? You feel so old. “I suck at this” “Nonsense dear, you’re great” “Bullshit, I’m better off fighting out there than doodling in here” “Well…” You groaned, hitting your head against the table. Olivia sighed at the colorful moment. “I know you rather stay as a commander with Grime and Yunan than ‘lose your time with legal issues’, and trust me when I say that I did everything in my power to give you as much time in the field as possible…” You actually appreciated Olivia, as she was true to her words. You were just a public face, and she took all the responsibility on her shoulders. Selfish, perhaps, but it worked. You tried, but you never understood Amphibian politics. She almost lost her inexistent hair when you tried to rule the place. “…Still, amphibians need someone to admire, someone that will inspire them…” She put her hand on your shoulder, as you looked at her with defeat “…Just endure a little bit of paperwork and we’ll be done for the day, yes?” “Yeah… Sorry Olivia” “Don’t worry about it” Dismissed the newt with her hand “Just another effort until they come back” That’s another thing you hated about this ordeal. Somehow Olivia was still in denial. “I don’t even know if they survived” “Sasha…” “I destroyed the box, Olivia” “You destroyed a gem-” “SAME FUCKING THING! It wouldn’t work without it!” “Calm down, remember to breath” She soothed you, patting your arm “Your pink is showing” You did notice as well, there was way too much energy running through you. “Is just… Ugh, forget it, yeah they’ll come back” “So little trust in your words” The newt shook her head “Please have faith in my child” “Olivia-” “Did you know Marcy has been working in a way to translate Amphibian technology into Human equivalents? She spent hours and hours at the library, excitedly contemplating the possibility of creating multiple portals” You stayed silent. That’s one thing you learned at the hands of redemption. Sometimes you should listen, and let other express themselves. That being said, you looked at Olivia like you’ll look at a mother that lost her baby at the hands of a house fire. It was heartbreaking. …And redemption sucks ass. “Even if she… Even if she somehow… Well…” There was sorrow in her eyes “…I’m pretty sure she’ll leave her research behind to other clever humans, she took that much with her” You nodded. Yes, they did get to grab some things before leaving. You lacked the hope anyways, but there’s no need to dwell on the impossible. “Until then tho, I’m stuck with… Paperwork” You huffed, getting a laugh from Olivia. “it’s not that bad-” The newt suddenly stopped “Did you hear that?” “Hear what?” As if on cue, cheers and screams reached your ears. They seemed to come from far away, and it must be a lot of amphibians for the sound to be travelling that far. Suddenly, a toad broke into the room. “L-lady Olivia…” Huffed the poor soldier, out of air “…Y-your majesty-” “Just commander, Arthur” “S-sorry your maj- Commander, c-commander, I…” He was struggling to breath, shocked by something you were unable to decipher “S-she’s back” “Who?” You heard Olivia ask at your side. “The H-heart warrior!” Impossible. That was impossible. Your body was reacting out of your control, and by the time you regained consciousness you were already at the entrance of the castle. A big castle you traveled running, without even noticing. A big castle you were at the third floor of, far east, fifth room. The cheers were loud now, so many laughing. When was the last time you’ve seen Amphibia this joyful?! Your mind only had time to process that thought before the sea of amphibians opened to reveal a cheerful figure in the midst of the festivities. Coffee eyes found blue ones at the distance. You weren’t even able to pinpoint the moment you walked down the stairs. “Anne” … But you’ll never forget the smile that brought hope to your soul.
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
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Sacrifice AU
Ok so... I've been thinking about this one for a while, and it started with the idea of Anne losing her arm thanks to a closing portal, but now it also developed into Sasha staying behind in Amphibia like that heroism complex she has so yeah... Take this one shot (of two, probably) :) ----------------------------------- You were running, Anne and Marcy limping in front of you, thankfully a few feet away from your position. Earlier in the battle you suggested to give them a head start while you kept that multi-eye monster entertained, Marcy's condition wasn't something to joke about and she needed as much time to escape as possible. The box was a crude reminder under your arm. In your hands was the antidote to all the shit you've done in the past, to redeem yourself once and for all. Still, The Core was getting too close for your liking. Anne would hate you for this, you were sure about it. "Let's wrap this up, girls!" There wasn't an answer for your shout, but you knew they heard you. Without losing time, you opened a portal in front of them and they went through without thinking twice. Of course, Anne's head poked out of it, an arm extended to you. "Sasha!" "Take care of Marcy for me, ok?" "WHAT-" You shut the portal, thankful that it was only her arm that stayed in Amphibia. She'll hate you for losing her arm, totally. Losing an arm sucks. She wouldn't hate you for anything else. You didn't want to think about it right now. Blackness engulfed the room, orange eyes were everywhere. "Well well well, strength..." That stupid thing dared to laugh at you predicament "...It seems like nothing goes as planned for you" About that, The Core was wrong. You didn't expect to get attached to Amphibia the way you did, that's true to it's words, but you were sure about something. Nothing will stop you of protecting the ones you love. As The Core was talking, your fingers made their way around the pink diamond, carefully extracting it from the box. When it ended it's stupid monologue, you crushed the gem in your hand, a smile in your face. It destroyed your ticket home, you thought as your body started to turn pink, but it opened your path to glory. "Maybe, you big old fat mucus, but that's the way of redemption, isn't it?"
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Marcy: What doesn't kills you makes you stronger
Sasha: I wanna stop getting stronger-
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have you guys heard about cats
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Sasha: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes…
Sasha: …And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Anne: …That took an unexpected turn.
Marcy: So did their neck.
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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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I'm So Sorry by Imagine Dragons - THE Sasha Waybright's song
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Ok but those fluff fanfiction writers? Must be some of the most romantic people in existence. Like baby, talk to me like you write those 2k word Coffee Shops AU
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