misterelguapo
MISTER EL GUAPO
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"Bitch"
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She's the cutest!
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So rare to see my girl, Heidi, break like this! 😍😍
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Who was coked up enough to write "the original dog from Beethoven" into this?
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Never forget my 2017 eclipse post. Still applies in 2024.
*kinkshames everyone who spies on the sun and the moon fucking today*
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I am 100% NOT OKAY!
is @misterelguapo okay rn
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The name of the gym being:
"STRENGTH, LENGTH, & ASS"
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Speaking of Matt Damon…
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"Welcome to the cream team ya bald headed bitch"
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Cool, another horrible musical guest this season.
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A SEVERE CASE OF PIGEON HERPES
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Heidi's sweater makes her look like Olive Oyl from Popeye and I'm kinda into it?
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Does Lorne have the pant nuggets to give us a Diddy sketch tonight?
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Is any of the food at Hooters even halfway decent? I imagine it's like Chili's or Applebee's? I mean, the wings have to okay, right? It's hard to fuck those up.
I legit have never been to a Hooters.
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Almost passed out when Heidi started pulling up her shirt. Could have hit my head and died.
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Never really cared for any Kacey Musgraves songs that I've heard, but this one is pretty nice. Very soothing.
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Haha! I can save Heidi and make her forget about whoever dumbass Gavin is!
@misterelguapo you gotta get in there!
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