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Happy International asexuality Day! Be ace, do crime, drink aced tea!

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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight

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the reason we need more mushroom sqq fics is bc we need more sqq mental-gymnasting himself into believing that because no one knows it's him, it's okay to stop repressing his consciousness about men he finds pretty. also he may look like a man but he's technically a mushroom, and mushrooms are not male or have gender or anything like that, so he's actually free of expectations!

#sounds like fun #i'll have to check it out sometime when i have time/wherewithal

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#im in university housing rn but spend summers at my parent's house #and likely will live with family members to save money and pay off the student loans

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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

No slouching! Drink some water, take your meds.

Self care sometimes means doing things you’ve been putting off.

None of the tiny cryptids want to wake up today, despite a weekend of naps. I empathize with them.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

#i'm gonna join the tiny cryptids in taking a nap #they have the right idea #especially with how sick I am rn #the fact that i'm sick enough to accidentally post this to my art blog should be a sign of things.

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At what point are you supposed to stop watching the various depressing videos for your philosophy class that all tell you that the US is a totalitarian terrorist state and that the war profiteering a) needs to stop and b) most likely never will unless a lot of very big changes are made that will be pushed down by corporations? Before or after you've written a blues-esque song about it?

#my art #my music

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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

#my art

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Holy SHIT guys I commissioned Kevan Brighting to say some comforting things as the narrator and it’s giving me LIFE. He did such an incredible job. Please give this a listen. AAAAAAAAAA

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

#the closest walrus exhibit to my location is in San Diego #and getting here would involve crossing a lot of desert #i don't think it's happening

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

#me getting into arguments with Hobbes in my philosophy homework

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have you guys heard about the new snake they found

#thats a puppy

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that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look

#the ranchers #like accidentally but also i'm not wrong

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life series mumbo