Mariano: All women are QUEENS!
Prince Hans: If she breathes she’s a THOOOOOOOT!!!
yes yes whatever “aaah frozen fanart the horror” i just wanted a lighthearted one after the last post lol
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Alma: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.
Félix: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.
Mariano: …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
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Stop this is literally so cute-
Luisa's Perspective On Things
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Congratulations
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Faces from around the world.
Source [LINK]
Meet the world’s Mrs Averages: Scientists blend thousands of faces together to reveal what the typical woman’s face looks like in 41 different countries from around the globe
Pictures of hundreds of women were used to create an average
Images of women from 41 differentethnicities were laid over one another before a computer programme deduced the common look
Created by online tool hosted by experimental psychologists at the University of Glasgow
[FOR MORE FACES]
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Encanto as phrases I've overheard while walking from the high school to the other lower schools on the other end of the block:
Abuela: "Well, maybe you would understand if you were in my situation, but you aren't, so shut up." (High school)
Julieta: "I tried to help, and I did help him, but he came back to me with the same problem." (middle school)
Pepa: "I TOLD HIM IF HE CALLED ME AGAIN I WAS GONNA BREAK HIS FUCKING ANKLES-" *answers the phone* "Hi babe, sorry, I'm still outside." (High school)
Pepa (two bc this one was also very memorable): "I swear I will fight him! I will make him my bitch bro, fight that muhfucka'!"
Bruno: "I feel like my aesthetic would be rats and glitter. Like that one image that always pops up when you search up 'Weirdcore'." (Middle school)
Bruno: "Bro really went Layer Opacity 0%" (High school)
Isabela: "I dumped him, he's single now, hehehehe-" (Middle school)
Luisa: *crying, curled up in a ball while sitting on the pavement* I'm gonna fail math and my mom is gonna kill meeeee! *keeps crying* (Middle school)
Dolores: "I told her that I heard it all eventually and the dumb bitch gon' say I didn't know you'd already heard about it." (High school)
Camilo: "I stole my mom's credit card because I'm a ✨material gworl✨" (Elementary)
Antonio: "NO- ANTS ARE VEGAN-" (elementary)
Mirabel: "Someone has to be the family disappointment" (High school)
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thank these men for sparing 6 kids daddy issues and being amazing husbands
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The original golden child
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