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Shikamaru: Standing next to something ugly makes you seem more attractive, it's just common sense.

Kiba, jokingly: Is that why you carry those puppets around?

Kankuro: I don't know, is that why Akamaru always stands beside you?

Kiba, offended: Akamaru is not ugly!

Kankuro: Who said I was talking about the dog?

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he looks so happy

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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About a decade ago, my 65 year old conservative father binge watched a tv show on netflix and he became absolutely obsessed with it–to the point my mom and I were sick of hearing about it–so he decided to go on the internet to find other people who loved this show as much as he did and boy oh boy, he was not prepared to see what happened when you googled the phrase "Supernatural fan communities."

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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in that one live call

chanyeol on an insta live

chanyeol : you're on speaker phone. behave

baekhyun : or what you're gonna spank me?

chanyeol : *fuck*

fans : *WILDING*

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JUJUTSU KAISEN / 呪術廻戦 (2020-) 2.09 | “渋谷事変 開門” • shibuya incident: gate, open dir. Teppei Okuda

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They had to put Oikawa and Atsumu in different seasons because if they played against each other Atsumu would make one (1) joke about stealing Iwaizumi as his spiker and Oikawa would hit him with a car

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I’m at a point where I’ve stopped crying and I’m just violently waiting for the south downs cottage scene in good omens s3

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quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

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Sehun: Crushes are the worst.

Chanyeol: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Baekhyun: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: Please don’t think about that too hard.

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bf!chanyeol going to baekhyun’s win with a large ass rose bouquet

normal people: wow he came in total support for his friend. cb shipper: wow he came in total support for his boyfriend. sehun, jongdae, jongin: wow he’s so whipped and extra af.  

suho (in military): wow i don’t know why i’m sweating like crazy, goosebumps on my skin, my back starts aching- it must be those two again. well, fuck. 

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Chanyeol:*buys new clothes*

Baekhyun:It’s free real estate.

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— Chuuya... Wake up. Our fate isn't to be done here.

#fav

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Minseok: Baekhyun was being annoying again, so we made a "Fuck Byun Baekhyun" club

Kyungsoo: But then SOMEONE took it too literally

Chanyeol: INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR

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Chanyeol: *holds the door open for Baekhyun* After you.

Baekhyun: No, after you.

Chanyeol: I insist, after you.

Kyungsoo: *pushes past both of them* After me.

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Incorrect Chanbaek

Baekhyun: i’m sorry i just sneezed and liked your post

Chanyeol: and commented “damn daddy” on all my pictures

Baekhyun: i have the flu

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Suho- Shouldn't we hold Baekhyun accountable for all the mess he created?

Chanyeol- You don't know all the facts.

Suho- Which are?

Chanyeol- I love him.