miyuchui

[miyuchui]

grimmjow: [staring intensely at ichigo's chest]

ichigo: what is it?

grimmjow: it's your shirt.

ichigo: what's wrong with it?

grimmjow: it's still on you.

#anime #bleach #incorrect quotes #quotes #grimmjow x ichigo #ichigo kurosaki #grimmichi #grimmjow #grimmjow jaggerjack #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #yaoi

[miyuchui]

ichigo: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack. people just aren't hungry.

grimmjow [under his breath]: i’m starving.

#incorrect quotes #bleach #yaoi #anime #anime irl #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #grimmjow jaggerjack #ichigo kurosaki #grimmichi #grimmjow x ichigo #quotes

[miyuchui]

dazai: you like bad boys, huh?

chuuya: yeah.

dazai, to wingman atsushi: tell him.

atsushi: he's just the absolute worst.

#incorrect quote #quotes #anime #anime irl #yaoi #bungou sd #bungou stray dogs #dazai #bsd #bsd chuuya #chuuya #dazai osamu #anime yaoi #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #soukoku

[miyuchui]

dazai [getting into an elevator]: hi, you going down?

chuuya: well, not without dinner and a romantic movie.

#anime irl #anime #bungou sd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #dazai x chuuya #dazai osamu #dazai #chuuya nakahara #chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #incorrect quote #quotes #yaoi #soukoku #anime yaoi

[miyuchui]

dazai: no, i wouldn't die for you.

chuuya: what?

dazai: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'd live just for you.

#anime irl #anime #incorrect quote #quotes #bungou sd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #chuuya #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #dazai #soukoku #anime yaoi #yaoi

[miyuchui]

kirishima: can i sit here?

bakugou: that's my lap.

kirishima: is that a yes?

#bnha #anime #anime irl #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bakugou x kirishima #kirishima eijirou #bakugou katsuki #yaoi #anime yaoi #quotes #incorrect quote

[miyuchui]

midoriya: nobody's perfect.

todoroki: well then, your name must be "nobody."

#incorrect quote #quotes #anime irl #anime #yaoi #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #todoroki x midoriya #tododeku #todoroki shoto #midoriya izuku

[miyuchui]

chuuya: once when i was little, i—

dazai: *chuckles*

dazai: "was"

#anime #anime irl #bsd #bungou sd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #dazai #dazai osamu #dazai x chuuya #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #yaoi #anime yaoi #quotes #incorrect quote

[miyuchui]

karma: i got you a flamethrower for your birthday!

nagisa: i said i wanted a bubble gun. that makes bubbles.

karma: i swear i heard flamethrower.

#assassination classroom #karma akabane #karma #karma x nagisa #anime #anime irl #incorrect quote #quotes #nagisa shiota #ansatsu kyoushitsu #karmagisa #yaoi

[miyuchui]

dazai: chuuya gave me a rock today.

atsushi: he threw it at you.

dazai: he's very sweet.

#bungou sd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #anime #anime irl #incorrect quote #quotes #dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya #soukoku

[miyuchui]

rin: we’re like cocoa and marshmallows.

haru: how?

rin: you’re hot and I’m on top.

#anime #anime irl #yaoi #incorrect quote #quotes #free! anime #rin #haru #rinharu #rinxharu

[miyuchui]

dazai: can we have a birthday cake?

kunikida: it’s not your birthday.

dazai: the cake won’t know.

#bungou sd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #dazai #kunikida doppo #kunikidazai #kunikida x dazai #anime irl #anime #incorrect quote #quotes

[miyuchui]

eren: how tall are you again?

levi: height is a social construct.

eren: ah, short.

#attack on titan #levi ackerman #levi aot #anime irl #anime #eren yeager #eren x levi #eren jaeger #ereri #incorrect quote #quotes #shingeki no kyojin

[miyuchui]

person: are you yuichiro's boyfriend?

mika: boyfriend, family, best friend, and if anything happens to yuu-chan, your worst nightmare.

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #seraph of the gay #mika x yuu #mikayuu #mikaela hyakuya #yuichiro hyakuya #yaoi #quotes #incorrect quote

[miyuchui]

levi: i don’t do relationships.

eren: *exists*

levi: shit.

#quotes #incorrect quote #anime irl #shingeki no kyojin #eren x levi #ereri #anime #levi aot #levi heichou #eren yeager #eren jaeger #levi ackerman #attack on titan

[miyuchui]

yumeko: mary-san, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

mary: hell yeah i do, you're a real bitch sometimes.

#kakegurui #anime irl #quotes #incorrect quote #yumeko jabami #mary saotome #yumary #yurianime #girlswholikegirls