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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

#save

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“why would you ship that? they would be so toxic-“ I KNOWWW, YOU DONT GET IT. THAT. IS. THE. APPEAL. THE TRAGEDY OF IT ALL GIVES IT FLAVOR. AND I nomnomnom- I EAT IT UP EVERYTIME.

#me with dofuwani and wanihana exclusively

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pixiv banning r18 material in the us/uk is bad. really bad

#Hell Country

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Vivi living the dream of half of one piece fans in tumblr

#damn where'd she get that necklace #one piece #princess vivi #sir crocodile #fruity reptile

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classic way

#following the tingler himself was the best mistake of my life #chuck tingle

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#just a heads up to everyone #just pitched insta like a rock into a lake because of this bullshit #I don't have Facebook but I would have pitched it too

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"Haifisch video shot / 12 years anniversary ! Thank you for the great photo! Thank you Till" @heitmannjoern

#I know it's likely only for the Haifisch mv #but part of me sincerely wants to believe this man reeled in an entire shark #till lindemann #teddy bear

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TILL LINDEMAN NORTH AMERICAN TOUR THIS FALL w/ support from TWIN TEMPLE & AESTHETIC PERFECTION

SEP 17 - San Antonio, TX - Boeing Center at Tech Port

SEP 19 - Dallas, TX - The Factory in Deep Ellum

SEP 23 - Detroit, MI – The Fillmore Detroit

SEP 25 - Silver Spring, MD – The Fillmore Silver Spring

SEP 29 - Chicago, IL – Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom

OCT 01 - New York, NY – The Rooftop at Pier 17

OCT 02 - Toronto, ON – GCT Theatre

OCT 05 - Minneapolis, MN - Myth Live

OCT 07 - Denver, CO - Mission Ballroom

OCT 12 - Phoenix, AZ - Rawhide Event Center

OCT 14 - Los Angeles, CA – The Kia Forum

Blabbermouth Presale: April 24th at 10am

Venue Presale: April 25th at 10am

General Public Presale: April 26th at 10am

Tickets & info at: till-lindemann.com

#MY MANS COMING BACK #till lindemann #teddy bear

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Till, Pop Lāszlō Sportarēna, Budapest, Hungary, 16-03-2010 © Kallo Peter

#always love how the red pops #till lindemann #teddy bear #rammstein #axolotill

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At the social security office and just saw a little girl Naruto Run out of the bathroom and then out of the building entirely.

Be free, dear one. Be free.

#taurus snorts

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Crocodile: *Sees Dragon in full Zoan Amaru form* ... Am I supposed to be impressed?

Dragon: *scents the air, revealing he has a forked tongue*

Crocodile: Oh...

#Dragodile #monkey d dragon #sir crocodile #fruity reptile #one piece #Amaru!Dragon

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Mythical Zoan Amaru!Monkey D. Dragon has been finalized!

#Monkey D. Dragon #One Piece #Taurus' Art

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I STILL don't know how to present it tho.

Chimeric beasts just be like that.

So there's also that Dragon theory where he isn't a logia and is actually a mythical zoan of the Inca dragon/chimeric beast Amaru, associated with the winds of change and revolution.

So this ass quality sketch came to be, ft. Crocodile learning he might just be a monsterfucker.

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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

#eminem had an obsessive fan that sent him letters that he signed 'Stan' #and he made a song about it #also I'm 26

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One day, during a meeting or a call of some sort, Crocodile cuts it short suddenly when the muted cheeping of a hatchling fruitwani can be heard from some unknown source.

If he was seen gently coaxing a tiny reptile from a leathery shell shortly after... well that's between him, the gods, and Nico Robin.

Crocodile- after giving up Luffy- coping with the postpartum "where is my baby, I want my baby" feelings by incubating a fruitwani egg as a living nest of logia sand.

If anyone sees him looking melancholy and lost in his thoughts with a hand to his belly, they are wise not to mention it.

#adding to my 'Grieving father Crocodile coping by being a living fruitwani incubator/nest' propaganda #because postpartum depression hit that man like a train #sir crocodile #fruity reptile #crocodad #one piece

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so cross guild's "meeting room" in the new chapter huh

#he's fucking dead they killed him #cross guild polycule #one piece #kickass art

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rich bich

#ooooo the lighting #sir crocodile #fruity reptile #one piece #kickass art