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Harry: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Regulus: What did you do?

James: Don't be so rude honey, you haven't done anything right?

Harry: well... I have detention until Easter holidays

Regulus: Why?

Harry: Maybe some toilets exploded and the water flooded the corridors

James: What!!! THAT WAS AMAZING HAZ, the marauders are very proud

Harry: I know ;D

Regulus: I'm seriously done

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Regulus: It's Harry's birthday, and I don't see the present

James: His room, darling

Harry going down the stairs: Pa gave me a baby dragon!

Regulus: You did what!?

James: what, he wanted a pet

Regulus: Yes a pet, not a fucking dragon James

Harry: we can keep it dad?

Regulus: No

Harry: Pa?

James seeing Regulus: We can't Harry, I assure you I'll buy you something else

Harry: ok :)

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With James, Regulus was the sun too

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Harry: Pa

Regulus: Tell me darling

Outraged Harry: Dad ate the last cookie

Regulus: James?

James, offended: I literally asked you, Haz and you told me no!

Harry: Yeah but I got a craving after you ate it.

Regulus: I really can't with you two

Harry and James: You love us

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“i need you baby, to warm the lonely nights”

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James: Oh fuckin GoD

Regulus: What?

James: We're doing the same thing couples do, wearing the same clothes.

Regulus: For the last time, Potter, this is our uniforms. And stop using any excuse to say that we're something.

James: We're not?

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Sirius:*at the girl's gossip night* So I was lying in my bed talking to Remus the other day and I go,'Hey Moony, put a new record on' and he says 'Do it yourself' and I say, 'But you're closer' and he just looks at me for a good 30 seconds and then says, 'Pads you're a wizard. USE YOUR WAND'

Marlene: Merlin Sirius you are stupid.

Lily: Christ we can't take you anywh- wait a second.

Sirius: What?

Lily: I've been in your dorm before. Remus's bed is on the other side of the record player. It is literally on your nightstand. How was he possibly closer to it than you?

Sirius: Oh. He was on pete's bed.

Mary: No, Pete's bed is the furthest bed away from yours, even further than Remus's.

Sirius: Oh wait no, he was sitting at the desk.

Mary: All the rooms are laid out the same, THE DESKS ARE AT THE OTHER END OF THE ROOM.

Marlene: The only way Remus would have been closer is if you two were sharing a bed.

Sirius: What! No!! What makes you think that??

Mary: Just that all the evidence points to it.

Peter:*just walking in* What does all the evidence point to?

Lily: Sirius and Remus sharing a bed.

Peter: Pffft that's old news. You know what's the biggest piece of gossip I know. Prongs just snuck Regulus Black into the dorm and locked the door.

Sirius: HE DID WHAT!??!!??!!? JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER I'M COMMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

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“James was fairly certain nothing could ever come close to heroin, absolutely nothing, but Regulus Black wasn’t far off. He occupied so much space in James’ head lately, it was bound to be unhealthy. But it was either Regulus or heroin.”

I need a hit.

Regulus Black touched me.

Gear.

He touched me.

// Drawing based on ff Drugs and Surgical Scrubs by Roc aka Anauro ( @anauro ) 🖤

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when prompted with soft jegulus, soft jegulus is what i shall provide

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Little Harry, jumping on the bed: happy birthday pa

James: Thanks love

Regulus: Harry darling it's 3 am, go to bed

Little Harry: nope, it's dad birthday... and I want cake

James, smiling: You know Reg, I think I want cake too.

Regulus: :l

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Sirius: Happy birthday Moony

Remus: What?

Sirius: I said happy birthday Moony

Remus: Thanks Pads

Sirius: Today I'm going to give you a lot of love

Remus: That sounds good, but let it dawn.

Sirius: No no, this starts from now

Remus: Oh

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I'll never get tired of this...

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Sirius: Hey Regulus do you know what today is?

Regulus: Sunday?

Sirius: No try again

Regulus: Hogsmeade?

Sirius: No…

Sirius: It’s my birthday

Regulus: I know I was just messing with you

5 minutes later in James’ dorm

Regulus: JAMES!

James: What?

Regulus: I FORGOT IT WAS SIRIUS’ BIRTHDAY!

Regulus: HELP ME

Regulus: WHAT SHOULD I GET HIM?

James: I don’t know ask Remus he always knows what to do

Regulus: REMUS

*Remus hands regulus a present*

Regulus: How did yo-

Remus: I heard

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James: Believe it or not, you have to think about inner beauty, Peter, and that is through the gaze.

Peter:...

James: Do you know what a man discovers in my gaze?

Sirius and Remus: What?

James: That I have 2.5 myopia and 3.2 of astigmatism

*They laugh*

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Sirius: Moony, listen to our son.

Baby Teddy,laughing: Freddie

Remus,confused: I don't remember any family member with that name

Sirius,smiling: No,no but Freddie Mercury does

Remus: You're insane

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Sirius: Last night you were a total wolf Moony

Remus, blushes: Pads no

Peter: But yesterday was not full moo- oh

James: Come on Padfoot we are eating

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