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I’m literally blown away any time my boyfriend is just a decent person to me

I’ll be like “hey babe can you not start snooping through my stuff” and he’s like “yeah of course”

And I’m in awe

#I cannot believe someone is so kind 2 me #I love my bf

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Rb on multiple accounts

#sovbing

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IM GONNA KISS THIS BOY!!!!!

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Yes I’ll have the Gerard Way special

*the waiter kisses me deep and passionately and then pulls out a gun and shoots me in the foot*

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If ur into dilfs go to r/beards yw

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I started high posting on this Acct and I think that’s what it will forever be used for

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new initiate into the ministry taking a tour w copia and seeing ancient wooden door after door covered in teeth marks and goes. is there a dog here. copia sighs exasperatingly and they turn the corner to find dew grinding his teeth into a brick wall

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why is it not socially acceptable to wear a full face helmet in public? hm? when will society progress past the need to see my face

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filling my next joint with ants and one little cockroach

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Leo gang 🪱 feeling very lioness right now (I’m a boy)

Today's Horoscope

Libra: watch out for gougars

Taurus: watch out for gougars

Aries: watch out for gougars

Aquarius: watch out for gougars

Smegmachariots: watch out for gougars

Pisces: watch out for gougars

Scorpio: watch out for gougars

Capricorn: watch out for gougars

Gemini: watch out for gougars

Leo: embrace your inner lioness, you may get lucky

Cancer: watch out for gougars

Virgo: watch out for gougars

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blasted

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im stoned

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me x you

-by me

*dry humps you*

A/N pls?

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You said it brother

petition to bring back men in crop tops

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i am Incredibly homosexual.

A quick steveddie… they are in my brain

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Randomly feeling a wave of “I’m so in love with you” when someone does like the silliest shit is the best feeling