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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

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ok so this is objectively hilarious and incredibly true

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This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

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Forrest Gump (1994) dir. by Robert Zemeckis

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cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

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how much screen time do you have per day?

i never wanna think about that in my whole life

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all quiet in a western font

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due to personal reasons i will be

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milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

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sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

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show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

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daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

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I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

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