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mmmonologue · 5 months
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i am going to become fictional and eat crinkly leaves
i don’t remember how to live
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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i don’t remember how to live
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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[lawyer voice] does the date nov 5th 2020 mean anything to you
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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Just thinking about how republicans are going after normie sex shit like "internet porn" and "dildos" now
we fucking told y'all
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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it changes nothing and it changes everything.
aziraphale stumbles back, eyes wide, and he wishes crowley weren't wearing his glasses, wishes he had never said a single word about the offer, wishes the metatron had never showed up, wishes the world was a little bit kinder, softer around the edges.
he knows crowley is waiting for... something, a response, reaction, anything, but all he can think about are the handful of seconds during which he had kissed back. the smooth slide of crowley's jacket, warmth seeping through the fabric and into his skin, the steady pull of his fists on his lapels.
their lips touching, pressed together with gentle, desperate force, and the empty scream of hunger that chased after the sensation the second he lost it.
do it again, aziraphale wants to say, mouth opening and stuttering around the syllables before he swallows them again.
do it again, please. never stop.
he can't. he wants to, he wants crowley, he wants and wants and wants, but he made a promise to himself and he had to keep it for his sake, their sake. the world's.
do it again "i forgive you." i love you
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mmmonologue · 5 months
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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along
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mmmonologue · 6 months
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nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.
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mmmonologue · 8 months
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I have never felt so alone
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mmmonologue · 8 months
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Checking out girls at Starbucks >>>>
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mmmonologue · 1 year
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Headcannon that every year the foxes celebrate Neil’s birthday on a different day. Sometimes it’s 200 days after the last, sometimes it’s 400.And they would never tell Neil what day it was until the morning of, when they would barge into his bedroom with a cake with all matching birthday hats. Sometimes he’s even younger on his ‘birthday’. 20 one day and 18 the next.it becomes a running joke throughout college during press interviews.
“So neil how does it feel to have won the championship in your freshman year at only 19?”
“He was 16 actually.” - Matt
It trails into adulthood when they’re out of college and see eachother only on occasion. Hell get 6 random “HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEILS” when he wakes up and he knows he’s going to be bombarded for the whole day on social media. It gets to the point where neil genuinely forgets his actual birthday and although Andrew knows it, never tells him and watches him try to figure it out when asked about it.
A doctor after neil is thrown into the pexiglass during a game: age?
“I’m………….23..?” -neil
“He’s 21.” -Andrew
It confuses everyone to no end.
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mmmonologue · 1 year
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whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good shit needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead
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mmmonologue · 1 year
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Someone stab me real quick
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mmmonologue · 1 year
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The urge to tell my friends how much I love them <<<3
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