mmyriapoda

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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brutalist candy cane

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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

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Today's Seal Is: The Devious Devourer

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7th most dangerous ape and/or monkey

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

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LIL TAY??????

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This was awesome lol.

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Has this one made it to tumblr yet

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The thing antisocial ass Americans don’t get is that being neutral and passive, choosing not to make a decision in life and letting their relationships lie in stasis, still amounts to doing something and choosing something. It’s just affirming whatever entropy and decline the prevailing state of things brings. And indecision can be just as irreversible as decision

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#video

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Source on twitter

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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