If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy
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i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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OH MY! LOOK AT THE TIME!
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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Tumblr rn
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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
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So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once
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I’m gonna boop ya! :3c /threatening
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How I’m tryna be
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I CAST BOOP AT 9TH LEVEL
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